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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

Divine Being: Schrodinger's Cat

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half