Meow Mix 2: More Meows

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

i don't understand people who are rude on purpose. i'm not saying that to be holier-than-thou i just genuinely don't get it

this post brought to you by my visit to the job centre this morning where i had an appointment with a woman who plainly hated the job centre and everyone in it (fair), and expressed this by being really unpleasant to all her clients. when someone is unpleasant to me i like to respond by being extra nice to them, and she clearly didn't know what to do with that because she kept trying to find new ways to be rude to me and i kept pretending i hadn't noticed. which seemed like a lot of effort on her part when it would probably have been easier to just be nice back

before i left i made a point of giving her a big toothy smile and telling her how helpful she'd been and she looked like she wanted to run me through with a greatsword. next time i should bring her a complimentary pastry to see if i can make her head explode

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

Why does the horse possess 22 comically large screws

Thank you for the clarification