captain’s log

i don’t ask for much but i might start

you have to read to your kids you have to read with your kids you have to read in front of your kids you have to take your kids to the library you have to talk about books with your kids you have to let your kids read books that are a little difficult or scary you have to teach your kids to love reading

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

rb with your major/degree, your sign and your favorite season

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to live this far west holy shitttttttttt

she rata on my touille till i squeak