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she hail on my mary til i project. or whatever

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This is how it went, right?
grocky scholars on my dash will be minding their own business making grocky posts and somebody will spawn out of nowhere in the notifications to be like "hey i've just thought about this for literally five seconds but isn't rocky married + isn't grace canonically aroace + ummmm they're a different species that's kind of icky + i'm pretty sure they can't physically touch lol" actually the grocky hivemind has thrummed on all of this in great detail, now can you please shut up i'm trying to listen to the mutuals talking about whether or not it would sound sexy to rocky if grace got gallstones. thanks.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ryland Grace/Ryland Grace/Rocky/Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Ryland Grace/Rocky Characters: Ryland Grace, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), book canon and movie canon as separate characters Additional Tags: Multiverse, Nightmares, Ryland Grace Has a Bad Time, Ryland Grace Has Feelings, Pre-Relationship, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Good Friend Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, kind of but not really. relatedly:, Ryland Grace Being an Asshole, Journey to Erid (Project Hail Mary), Paranoia Words: 2,790
"You…" Rocky's voice is uncharacteristically hesitant. It honestly throws me off. "You not like other Rocky's Grace." I flick my eyes to him. "What?" "I say, you not like other Rocky's Grace." "No, I heard you," I go back to playing solitaire in want of something better to do, but I can barely focus on the screen. "Why do you say that?" "…Other Rocky show Rocky earth media," he starts, and alright, I'm already worried.
OR: So, you meet alternate versions of yourself. Big deal. At least they aren't having nightmares in the same room as you, or anything.
okay, i caved and wrote a LITTLE oneshot based off this au by @deervsheadlights! my b!grace thoughts could no longer be contained. i love everything thats wrong with him. anyway please enjoy!

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grace officially moving into his cutesy little biodome house and he immediately is like oh my god. i can take a real honest to god shower. for the first time in... i dont want to think about how many years. i cant imagine how incredible this is going to feel. rocky butts in to supervise which grace is slightly embarrassed about but hey. rocky is probably just... scientifically curious about how humans bathe themselves in ideal circumstances. this isnt a child safety lock type thing. he doesnt actually think ill trip and brain myself somehow. right, rocky? and rockys like no im very sure you will. i dont think ive ever seen you being "graceful" a day in your life. clumsy ass human. and grace is like. :/ RUDE. but he moves the fuck on because hes so excited about his awesome as fuck shower. HOT! RUNNING! WATER! hes going to feel legitimately clean for the first time in ages! sure, they havent synthesized soap yet, but theyll get there! and so hes in the shower, he turns it on and it comes out STEAMING. extremely undignified yelp, he crashes through the shower curtain in his haste to get away, and stands there squinting through the steam. and rocky internally is like WHAT DID I SAYYY but in actuality hes like Ughhh i will consult with biodome team about this :/ (<- was really excited to watch grace lather fluids on himself) wait here. dont do anything dumb. grace continues fiddling with the shower and comes to the conclusion that there are two settings: "boiling" and "off." he has to genuinely deliberate with himself whether a shower is worth stripping three layers of skin off with heat alone. and hes like. Well thats a gamble im fine taking. cut to rocky walking back in like "issue should be solved now" only to find grace crumpled on the ground red as the day he was born and shakily giving him a thumbs up
your past self can be kind of a dead wife
look even if you arent into grace/rocky you just HAVE to admit they explored each others bodies on the journey to erid. just to see whats up. the scientific boundary-crossing is already canon. and you wanna tell me those two intellectually curious guys trapped in a tin can for 3-4 years didnt at least get up to some weird shit for enrichment? dont make me laugh
not to be a downer but they literally cannot touch without catastrophic harm to both of them
bold of you to assume they need to be physically touching each other to get weird with it
re: prev post, i also have this supremely silly image in my head of the graces arguing and doing that cartoony thing where they get all up in each others grill until theyre pressed forehead to forehead and their lips are moving in synchronicity. and naturally one of them says something that hits TOO close to home and then its record scratch + first punch thrown.
furthermore, it is vital that m!rocky constantly makes rocky (1976) references that go over b!rockys head because grace never showed him the movie, just explained the gist of it. also theyre both yelling advice and instructions at their respective grace, all of which of course go entirely unheeded in their bloodlust.
i keep rotating this post by @deervsheadlights around in my mind palace,, im such a sucker for characters meeting different versions of themselves,, i think b!rocky & m!rocky would naturally butt heads owing to their very stubborn & testy natures but i believe that emotionally they have an amicable relationship. they have a mutually unspoken self hatred pact that they dont feel the need to hash out with each other. they get it. its fine. b!grace & movie grace however have insane beef and they do NOT get over it. instant understanding of why they had to induce four year comas for the trip to tau ceti. Like some evolution of the cain instinct but not in a like. brotherly fashion. Only the murder
lmao im seconding all of this. i feel like all things considered the rockies might balance each others neuroses pretty well, even if theyre gonna keep butting heads and complaining and generally being miffed about having to work around each other. they both have A System of working out a problem that they will both insist is superior to the others even though its probably. very similar lol. theyll get super technical and pedantic but by the end theyre arguing just to argue with someone who can keep up. also they get to thrum! which might be conducive to their relationship but also weird and uncomfortable? which is new because usually thrumming is a pretty frictionless enmeshment? but theres a new (self)awareness to doing that with another version of themselves, so maybe they do it once and then unanimously go no. no i dont like seeing myself that way. lets not do that.
with the graces you KNOW its just constant one-upmanship. they wrongfully assumed that rocky has helped them outgrow the need to be the smartest guy in the room but it turns out theyre both wrong. theyre going to pick apart every suggestion the other makes and even the mildest logical error or inaccuracy is blood in the water. its NOT productive. its also very transparent what theyre doing, which is projecting their own insecurities onto each other lol. theyre treating this like a game show where the lesser of them will be hogtied and vented out the airlock by the end. the rockies bond over their aforementioned self hatred pact (real and true btw) and also over their mutual exasperation at their aliens ego-driven bullshit.
would b!rocky get icked out by m!rocky being a nudist or would he be like Well thats me so i dont really care. no rockys too judgemental for that he WOULD get icked out. the rockys testing and teasing each other figuring out the other tics,,, no violent impulses MAYBE an arm wrestling contest but like thats it. the graces however. see they dont immediately go to violence. theyre shitty and suspicious of each other for no good reason & r possessive over their rockys (<- the rockys both are and arent. its an on and off again thing. but its also "holy shit, two cakes!" you get it) which the rockys find. annoying. two graces in one spaceship = ANNOYING
but because i am me i have to mention what happens when the graces INEVITABLY fistfight. theyre pretty evenly matched & they both have A Temper so they get in a few good punches each. break each others noses. the works. theyre arguing this whole time btw. eventually b!grace manages to get on top of m!grace and is GRIPPING m!grace by the collar with both hands spitting in his face while he rants (ft. m!grace attempting to buck him off while intermittently clawing at anything he can reach)
and it all reaches a boiling point when b!grace finally yells "then why were you such a coward?" yea. m!grace headbutts him so hard they both recoil in pain. m!grace bucks b!grace off him And kicks b!grace in the side while hes still recovering. bc petty childish impulse. they both scooch away from each other and appraise the other silently before turning away & nursing their respective wounds. m!grace is really churlishly like "you hit below the belt" and b!grace is like "i know." (alternatively: "geez, you sure know where to hit where it hurts" and b!grace says "...yep!" really passive aggressively. idk they have such distinct voices its difficult)
while the graces are engaging in their rousing display of violently masculine self-recrimination, the rockies are (after a couple unsuccessful de-escalation attempts) watching from behind the xenonite partition not unlike a couple of wealthy thoroughbred owners at the races. one minute in, m!rocky is going to start talking shit about b!graces technique and betting on him losing a tooth/m!grace drawing blood first. b!rocky is slower to come around to all this but he rationalizes that this is probably the most efficient way for them to get this out of their system. and obviously he will be taking a stand for his best friend. this is not self-indulgent on his part in any way whatsoever.
anyway no real thoughts here just the rockies inventing sports betting from first principles and the mental image of them nervously squinting through their figurative binoculars from the grandstand as their two studs go toe-to-toe on the track. whats at stake here, besides graces dignity? you decide.

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