you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?