The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

So far I have formally described and named three genera, 116 species, and five subspecies of frogs (and also 35 reptile species, but we don't often talk about reptiles here on tumblr dot com).

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

(also public transit. the history of public transit in the US is infuriating, because we had it! and then we destroyed it!)

Important question

Okay but I think these two are onto something

(no bird was harmed)

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

u/Fine-Dog-9874

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

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