Advanced Passenger Train

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

a bike is the walking man's car if you think about it

we need a cultural revolution in america.

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

They missed a chance of maximizing trolling by also including Galicia

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb