Advanced Passenger Train

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

A historical biopic about the invention of the atomic bomb would have been the perfect children's movie if the degenerate porn-brained gooner director hadn't put boobies in it for no reason

Despite knowing how to pronounce 'stoic', I still think of 'stoike' immediately after because of that one greentext

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

Stephen King’s Misery

its increasing ?

these photos were assembled by Maya Barkai (taken and submitted by numerous photographers around the world) for the art project Walking Men Worldwide! :)

In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.

Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

notice how everyones 30 now

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

Would love to pop that button open and pull down those shorts