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with your help i cantake over the religiously appropriated land of utah and turn every mormon jesus statue intoe fat teto

if this post gets 20,000 notes meet me in salt lake

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

I was trying to attach a picture

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

line his shit up

MGTOW was the funniest development in the manosphere to date imo because the whole concept was just leaving women alone, but they couldn't do that

There's real humans that have been on cruises. Weird.

Being a cop literally is punk tho. They both involve getting nazi tattoos

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

Yankees can't imagine a world without the United States of America. That's why they think a future where the USA has collapsed as a world where civilization itself has collapsed. They find it easier to imagine abandoned bombed-out cities and Mad Max highway gangs than transitional governments brokering international trade agreements.

i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed