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pinniepon

NOOOOOO temujin died. sadge

heres how much he conquered

pinniepon

even 4 days before he was still winning.....

advanced-passenger-train

Oh that's all he conquered?

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pinniepon

when a brand spanking new ally calls me into the worlds most doomed war

pinniepon

My ck3 character wgile im paused going to the bathroom

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isabellecantread

we polled one trans woman and she said "hi"

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superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

#if i had a time machine and a gun with two bullets i would shoot martin luther twice

spiribia

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

calebwittebane

i think the elon musk nazi salute thing will always be this little "2020s in a nutshell" moment for me. the adl taking the time off their busy schedule of noting every instance of someone saying "free palestine" as an antisemitic hatecrime to swoop in and reassure everyone that was definitely not a nazi salute as mr "judeobolshevik shadow elites are transing our children to advance white genocide? interesting. looking into it" would never

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kayliflower

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

electronicmail

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

kittydoggie

This is why you won't inherit the factory.

electronicmail

i dont want the factory. I want to see fear in his eyes

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toskarin

oh my god it hurts

toskarin

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

#i always forget that lemonade is carbonated outside the USA

pixiecaps

like and rb to cause another abortion

tjthetyrant

yeha fuck them actually wtf

tw rant

ethanme458

Go fuck yourself you fuckhead baby killer apologist🤬

advanced-passenger-train

Whoa, there's no need to get upset.

Why don't you watch some star wars DC marvel Harry potter legends of the guardians owls of ga'hoole angry birds the office stranger things migration wild robot Mitchell and the machines pacific rim breaking bad better call Saul swapped how to train your dragon Wednesday hotel transylvania zootopia lord of the rings Narnia hobbit hunger games encanto Stuart little leafie: a hen in the wild wall-e lion king guard Rio red dead redemption resident evil minecraft kelperians dveloper walking zombie 2 gta coded arms or silent hill to calm down.

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hbmmaster

how do you pronounce Ralsei? I’ve always said rælsaɪ but my friend says rælsi and it occurs to me rælseɪ would also make sense

/ˈɹælzeɪ/ RAIL-zay (I have the pail-pal merger)

hbmmaster

I'd do a pronunciation poll for this but unfortunately it is literally impossible to present different ways to pronounce a vowel before the letter L in a way where laypeople who have the various relevant mergers will understand which options best describes their pronunciation. and yes obviously the ambiguity of the first syllable matters enough that I wouldn't want to just poll for the second syllable

janmisali

but ykw fine I'll just ignore the ambiguity of the first syllable. how did you pronounce the second syllable of the name of the character "Ralsei" from Deltarune in your head just now when you read this question?

I have never considered this before and do not have an opinion

say

see

sigh

zay

zee

zigh

-ay, idk if it's s or z

-ee, idk if it's s or z

-igh, idk if it's s or z

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duncathan-salt

I'm indecisive and end up pronouncing the name differently just about every time I say it

janmisali

not the question

#I've never played Overwatch but my intution is go say Ral-Zee

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epicsause-official

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

epicsause-official

heres kinda what i mean

markovchaingang

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

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