Advanced Passenger Train

you played dog games

you won dog prizes

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

next year there will be videos titled “I HUNG, DREW, AND QUARTERED BIKE THIEVES” and they’ll have a million views and people are going to act like you’re insane for going “hey maybe causing grievous bodily harm or killing someone is worse than stealing a bike because one is property and one is a person” and then people will explain to you how they aren’t a person, they’re a criminal

So you only like the first 62 words of the 80 word post that established the concept? Fascinating.

yes

A room is most scary when it is empty

If Doctor Who can do hours worth of episodes where there isn't a scary monster, so can your creepypasta.

I think the backrooms is the most interesting when the room itself is the monster.

Someone should write a story where the "backrooms monster" is also just lost in the Backrooms and it has to team up with the human protagonist so they can escape

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

World Heritage Post

Anyone else remember that graph of military spending by country that sneakily put the US's line on its own axis with a different scale to hide the fact that China's increasing spending is still orders of magnitude smaller

This is definitely ‘a discussion for another day’ type of post but I can’t help think about how much criticism Qatar copped for its hosting of the World Cup (and some of it was very valid) but instead of focusing that criticism of Qatar on its use of migrant slave labour to build those stadiums, a lot of it was the same racist projection of Qatar being homophobic and anti-women due to being an Arab/Muslim country but these same western liberals are silent over the US hosting the World Cup despite also being misogynistic and homophobic! That’s not even including everything happening with ICE etc, its funding and complicity of the genocide in Palestine, bombing Iran etc like…

The problem is that Yankee leftists really do have the “American Exceptionalism” in their subconscious and simply do not consider people overseas as humans