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watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

you played dog games

you won dog prizes

Counting or not counting World Cup goals

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

next year there will be videos titled “I HUNG, DREW, AND QUARTERED BIKE THIEVES” and they’ll have a million views and people are going to act like you’re insane for going “hey maybe causing grievous bodily harm or killing someone is worse than stealing a bike because one is property and one is a person” and then people will explain to you how they aren’t a person, they’re a criminal

So you only like the first 62 words of the 80 word post that established the concept? Fascinating.

yes

A room is most scary when it is empty

If Doctor Who can do hours worth of episodes where there isn't a scary monster, so can your creepypasta.

I think the backrooms is the most interesting when the room itself is the monster.

Someone should write a story where the "backrooms monster" is also just lost in the Backrooms and it has to team up with the human protagonist so they can escape

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

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