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does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

They missed a chance of maximizing trolling by also including Galicia

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb

okay so they just led me to water. yep. yep. uh huh. okay. thank you *click* hey my lawyer said you cant make me drink

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

Scheduled 15 june 2023

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

oh my god Harambe had kids?

When boomers and suburbanites say shit like "kids don't play outside anymore" what is it they actually expect those kids to be doing? They don't want them skating or playing sports or climbing trees or hanging out at the mall or whatever.