my impression of social media platforms:
facebook: did you know that in africa over 10,000 children a day do not share this post for my birthday? please spare a "like" for this full body amputated veteran
instagram: follow me through my skincare routine as a gen z womens microfinance influencer in a biblical relationship with my longterm boyfriend
twitter: i love adolf hitler
bluesky: i don't love 99% hitler, but
reddit: the big bang theory is annoying for making me look bad
pinterest: this is my lebensraum moodboard
tumblr: johnny depp is literally my little skrunkly malewife #overturninggenderroles #queer #ditzylilcritterramblins
linkedin: this is what having my mouth sewed to a guys ass and my ass sewed to a guys mouth and his ass sewn to another guys and so on taught me about the importance of being first to market (5 photos)





















