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i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

I got back to the table and said "good news everybody: they don't have my song."

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.

All Americans go to hell and so do all people that drive cars. And also all customers and tourists. And its unfortunate but all Christians go to hell too

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

Western governments (particularly Australia, the UK, and a handful of US states) have spent the last however many years whining about the Great Firewall, a rational decision enacted primarily to encourage development of indigenous Chinese internet infrastructure, only to turn around and ban half the internet anyway because children might be having too much fun on roblox after they made sure to make public life completely inaccessible to children and miserable anyway, and we can't allow for children having fun or god forbid not being 100% suicidal in our sacred freedom land. God bless the king, someone quickly annihilate that child for trying to have a normal conversation with someone over the internet

Every Chinese who puts in the effort to VPN into Western internet is rewarded with racist copypasta, and now you also have to use a VPN in much of the West if you want to access the broader internet but you'll keep being racist to Chinese doing the same

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well