Advanced Passenger Train

The Buffalo Hunter Hunter hunter

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

Ummm, uh that's not what I meant to post

I never met Fluttershy

We are monitoring the situation

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

the P in HP stands for PISS

The H stands for HAFTA

australian community subreddits are like "fuck the state and the premier trying to restrict our rights to protest. police state" then every post below that is about youth crime or gang crime or knife crime and everyone in the comments is chanting "LOCK EM UP. BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY" dawg i think you are the police state

fym "fuck murdoch" your subreddit is indistinguishable from a daily telegraph paper

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

Why is it that so many of the anti war media that gets lauded by people always focus on the perpetrators of a war? Like idk im kind of fucking sick of hearing about how the people who invaded and raped and killed people from korea or vietnam or raped and killed my own people are sad because war is pointless and all their friends died for no reason.

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

extremely funny to hear a youtuber say that data centers are inherently evil. how do you think the world works

like do you think the storage space for the like the gargantuan amount of video uploaded to youtube every single hour comes from nowhere

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

i jerk off till my penis scrweam