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Inscription on the Reichstag by Red Army soldier: Hanses and Fritzes! You'll never live this down! And if necessary, we'll be back!

#Do it again Uncle Joe

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romcommunist

elm trees my only friend

romcommunist

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

headspace-hotel

lalatongzi

Why is it that so many of the anti war media that gets lauded by people always focus on the perpetrators of a war? Like idk im kind of fucking sick of hearing about how the people who invaded and raped and killed people from korea or vietnam or raped and killed my own people are sad because war is pointless and all their friends died for no reason.

kinuko

d1s4strous

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

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apollo-cackling

extremely funny to hear a youtuber say that data centers are inherently evil. how do you think the world works

apollo-cackling

like do you think the storage space for the like the gargantuan amount of video uploaded to youtube every single hour comes from nowhere

taydivorce

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

girlballs

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

thefighterofallbastards

At the pjackk funeral falling into the grave like Leland Palmer

#ALL OF YOU KILLED HER

mylordshesacactus

For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.

"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.

Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:

Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."

Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....

....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.

(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )

mylordshesacactus

"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.

mylordshesacactus

"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."

Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.

mylordshesacactus

"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."

So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--

yukinojou

Look at this again: If you deprive your child of love, or abuse them, they'll fall for the first person to be kind to them and try to get shacked up way too young.

Cycles of abuse: noted.

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mollyjames

Growing up near the california redwoods gave me some real fucked up standards for how big a tree should be that I am only now in my 30s beginning to unpack

mollyjames

Not gonna lie Seattle, for a very long time I just assumed the trees here were naturally smaller than elsewhere

mollyjames

*walking up to a Douglas fir* "Aww... it's okay little guy. You hang in there. I just know you'll grow up to be big and strong like a real tree some day!"

mollyjames

they're pretty big

lookinggoodinplaid

For reference:

Those fuckers are HUGE.

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adderall-juice

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

blogspede

here you go sir

adderall-juice

thank you

peach-pot

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

peach-pot

thaaaat’s right!

peach-pot

this is kind of a gold mine

cerbercry

you forgot the best one

#bible spoilers

rexhistoria

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

earthmovers

c3rvida3

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

c3rvida3

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

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overflowchute

id be so mad if a proton decayed in front of me and i couldn't prove it

cheaphalloweencostume

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

ghoulgoon

my partner and i are so enchanted by this post it’s become part of our living room decor

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