she said, "go back, go back to the world."

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

I saw on the news that the Drump administration is gonna start requiring testosterone testing for all male soldiers over 30 and wanna make hormone therapy more readily available for men with low testosterone and as a trans man I am looking extremely hard and exhausted into the camera right now

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

emits a single fun particle

Remember to use positive language. You don't have a "receding hairline" you have a "tony soprano fade."

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household