Groovy

BMI is so fucking horrifically evil I cant stand it. You can't get healthcare because of an arbitary number defined by fuck all. I hate it

yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle that i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become cozy forever*

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

the fact that chris brown is still a thing is concerning

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Feeling very The Winner Takes it All today

When ABBA said "I was in your arms, thinking I belonged there. I figured it made sense, building me a fence. Building me a home, thinking id be strong there. But I was a fool, playing by the rules"? I felt that.

The criminal has been apprehended

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!