Groovy

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

every single person in the notes who even remotely knows who keffals is is saying "oh yeah, thats a good call"

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

i hate it when i'm gaming and a little Green Alien comes into my room and kills me with his Ray Gun

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

my knight keeps saying "remember your training" as though my training included any of the things he actually asks me to do

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

i think black cosplayers deserve a million dollars

Can't wait to go to work and explain to a 70 year old woman that it's inconsiderate to schedule 3 massages in a week

Can't wait to go to work and explain to a 70 year old women that when I said she had my permission to schedule 90 minute massage, it was kind of implied that it was 90 CONSECUTIVE minutes, not that she could split it into two appointments in the same day.

Also, to call it "finding a loophole" is inaccurate. Someone using two 1 hr blocks, back to back, to create a 90 minute session is not the same as scheduling two 1 hr appointments an hour apart, because now she's getting 2 hours, not 90 minutes. And she already had an appointment with me earlier this week.

the reason men are getting more conservative is very simply that as a class, as a socioeconomic group, their power is being threatened by womens civil rights. its the same reason for the broad surge in right wing politics. its called a backlash and its also why most civil war monuments are from the era of the black civil rights movement and not actually from the civil war.

listen I am all for fidget toys. But we need to go harder. Humans were actually not meant to sit through lectures without using their hands. Fight against the robotification of humanity. Do fibercrafts in your office/classroom/church. You do not need to sit there like the impassable ideal man. Do fibercrafts. Start embroidering at work. Listen to the call of the strings.