Groovy

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

I can measure how dehydrated I am by how uncontrollably sexual my noises are when I drink cold water

Started gargling and moaning like I was giving head to a mermaid and I was like oop better bring the big water bottle to work tomorrow

My partner was like "Oh is THAT what that noise was??" And I was like, what did you think it was? And they were like "I didn't know, at this point I've learned not to ask" YEAH OKAY

Im fucking addicted to blanket

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason