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Trying to find half decent Walter Skinner smut but it's all "AD Skinner takes his new, got, young assistant to pound town" HE WOULD NOT DO THAT

Every time I want good smut about Fucking That Old Man I have to do it myself.

He does quite a few ethically, morally, and legally dubious things, but he WOULD NEVER do a workplace harassment.

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

Trying to find half decent Walter Skinner smut but it's all "AD Skinner takes his new, got, young assistant to pound town" HE WOULD NOT DO THAT

Every time I want good smut about Fucking That Old Man I have to do it myself.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

I'M GONNA GO MEET BLACK FOOTED FERRETS TODAY

I'M GONNA GO MEET BLACK FOOTED FERRETS TODAY