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You know what else pisses me off about the "suck my dick on the flight to disneyland" bullshit? Besides the fact that trying to give peepee suck on a plane would be a logistical nightmare? It's that disneyland is one of the least horny places on the face of the earth. It's not even romantic there. If a guy was trying to get with me and he was all "I'm gonna take you to disneyland" I would block him EXPEDITIOUSLY. You wanna take me to a place full of screaming children, where all there is to do is walk around, wait in line, and shop? Go to hell.

I would beat a man to death for even SUGGESTING disney as a romantic getaway. What are you gonna do, put me in a pretty princess dress and take me to meet Cinderella? Like I'm fucking 4 years old? Kill yourself.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

every time any highly-regarded artist turns out to be a complete piece of shit a hundred people come out of the woodworks just to say they never liked them/found their work very overrated. omg bestie your sense of aesthetics has suchhhhh a good morality and prediction skills 😍 do you want a little kissy on you forehead.

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

awareness of "the abused can become the abuser" is useless without the knowledge that abuse is a choice anyone makes that is made for self-benefit. recently I watched an interview on the psychology of domestic abuse and the woman who interviewed those who inflicted the abuse always made sure to ask "why didn't you take it further?" because the answer would always show the abuser hadn't simply lost control. for example one man said he pushed over his girlfriend but didn't kick her once she was down because he didn't want any noticeable bruising that caused suspicion. human psychology is much less poetic than you think. too many psychology enjoyers only enjoy the poetic

[Image description: gif from Breaking Bad of Walter with a shocked expression.]

Your email didn’t find me well. No one has found me. I’ve been missing for weeks and they’ve stopped searching

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish