Groovy

relapsed on boar hunting

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

pranking my horse by feeding it a chicken bullion cube rather than one of sugar

not my horse hes a real dipshit

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

The hatemail game on this website is insane