Groovy

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok

Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.

Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

Also like everyday brings another White male character with 5 seconds of screentime and a paper thin personality that fandom latches onto because they're 'sooo relatable and interesting!' meanwhile a Black character can be the world's most complex nuanced person but they're just too new :( they don't have enough moments :(( something just doesn't click :((((

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually