The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
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The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
the absolute comedy that is vic being awarded 3 points at the end being the only time the juries knew who the points go to then paul robailiffo takes off the covers to reveal after 9 rounds of games they had exactly "3" points

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this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope thereβs music
it's called a ball python because it is a python(π) that ball(π )
nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball
dear everyone that sells cool exclusive event posters: please god make the same design available as a postcard, i am out of wall, there are no more walls, my house isn't getting any bigger, just let me keep a book of postcards i'm begging
Also I want to send my friends a neat little picture in the mail so please sell me a neat little picture I can put in the mailbox for my friends to receive in the mail thank you please
postcards ONLY have upsides, there are NO downsides, we are offering you money to give us something we can use to advertise you to our friends @ every merch table are you listening

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when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.
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Sending love to anyone who is just⦠tired.
Of the bills. The responsibility. The emotional labor. The constant pressure of trying to make life work for themselves and the people they love.
Be gentle with yourself. The caregiver deserves care, too.

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