what the inside of my mind looks like

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

(bravely) tote bags suck!

I just don’t wanna carry a bag that only goes on one arm, I hate being permanently lopsided. but like.  At the same time. I feel like a kid when I wear a backpack. And the backpacks made for adult adults are all ugly. there’s gotta be a better way.

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards