A Cat

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish

still a bit of a weird looking cunt if I'm being fully honest.

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

i want a juno remake where elliot page gets michael cera pregnant

i found out but i didn't even get to fuck around first this is bullshit

who the fuck named loading circles "throbbers"

why is it a throbber

im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website

she throb on my site until i load

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet

this truly is the autism site

BAPPY LOBTER

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

girl help they are making me do my job at work

touch starved but for physical violence

And there he was in my doorway, as swagless as the day he was born

We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆