”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

Guy who sees that a recipe calls for one large egg and goes "I KNEW my ostrich would come in handy"

Men and teenage boys treat not having a girlfriend like they’re being literally tortured to death

The way that five billion men are proving my point exactly in the replies

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

ngl, this thing wishes that 'older trans woman' was not synonymous with 'dominant' in the eyes of younger trans women.

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste