A Tragedy With Tits

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

psychopomp

Okay! Tonight's goal is to finish my daily word minimum ASAP and go to bed EARLY!!!

Plans changed, headache acquired, early bed anyways 😔

yknow I got some leftover chopped chicken that’s about to go off. think I might risk it and make Bullshit Ramen. gonna start setting some frozen dumplings aside to steam. gonna fry some sliced garlic with a pat of butter, some sesame oil, sesame seeds, ginger powder, and lots of chili flakes just until fragrant. then add a lovely 2 tablespoons of light soy and a tablespoon of dark soy. gonna be agitating this lightly, and adding a little heavy cream till lightly golden brown, and gonna keep that movement goin for one minute in medium low heat. then adding the ramen, a touch of the boiling water, the chicken, an egg, stirring till slightly congealed and the egg cooked through. the fairies will spoon this concoction to my mouth and a sublime strength will fill me. they will load me into the great fairy cannon blade as fodder. I am launched into mitch mcconnell’s hospital room and knock that plug straight outta the wall

i do love grace and rocky forever on the other side of a barrier from each other, how the logistical difficulties of the barrier makes acts of intimacy more intentional than they would be for two people who can just touch each other casually like it's no big deal. but i also just think grace and rocky experimenting with the ways in which they can touch each other again is so interesting. the fact that even under the most carefully controlled experimental conditions, direct skin-to-carapace contact is gonna hurt and damage them both. even with an airtight gasket around one limb, the pressure and temperature differential is gonna hurt rocky. depending on how the minerals in rocky's carapace respond to oxygen exposure, that might damage him too. and depending on whether they go for a quick glancing touch or longer contact, grace is gonna get burnt. and maybe it's only damage in superficial ways that they can easily heal from, but it still hurts. i just love the idea of them both taking control of their bodily autonomy like that, playing jump rope with the concept of self harm. yes, this is damaging to me, but it's a small harm in service of a greater good, and i want it, and it's worth it. and also it's a sex thing.