A Tragedy With Tits

I’m clenched fist and gritted teeth trying not to be an asshole atheist.

I DO NOT CARE IF IT IS IN THE BIBLE OR NOT

my favorite thing in the x files is when someone from mulder’s past calls him up specifically because of a completely insane case and then is absolutely baffled by mulder’s equally insane explanation. you invited spooky to the spooky convention and got upset when he showed and up and spooked everyone. what the fuck man

“Boy howdy!I hope I don’t get pissed off today!” I say, clocking in at the Pissing Me Off Corporation.

Anyways, a major complaint I’ve had for years (associate from other department who is in office briefly every day (ten minutes tops) and parks in the striped area next to a handicap parking space) but was told for years it was no big deal (not worth the interdepartmental drama to complain to their manager) has finally become a big deal (they parked in the striped area while a wheelchair user my manager knows was trying to exit the vehicle) and now there is finally going to be an email sent.

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

Complimenting my hair is fine, but at a certain point the gushing about how much you love red heads makes it pretty obvious I’m fetish content to you.