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why are all lamps extremely ugly or one william dollars

i've noticed they've recently been putting up a bunch of billboard ads around boston mocking our accent. normally i wouldnt give a shit, like they've been putting "use ya blinkah" on those roadside light up signs for years and i always thought that was corny but ultimately harmless. but this is starting to piss me off. i know you're not from fucking boston snapple. IMPOSTER 🫵

at what age are you supposed to turn auto caps back on

i was at a bar over the weekend and a guy was talking to me and my friends and he hits me with the "where are you from?" "no where are you FROM from" like trying to know my ethnicity so i was like um im lebanese🤨. and he immediately goes 'YUH MIDDLE EAAAAAASSSTTTTT ☝️🔥🤩" in that like bro voice they use to cheer sports teams or whatever. i was gearing up to be annoyed but that caught me off guard lmfaooo i started laughing i have never gotten a response like that i was like hell yeah dude so true