Where's your degree in Mermaid Science?

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

burnout from not doing anything

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

why are art museums the only museums with cafeterias? imagine if you just got done walking through a civil war museum and there was a place offering hardtack and soup beans and really bad coffee based on the rations of a union soldier

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

Gawain. We all know it would be Gawain.

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence