eroticize fetishize unionize.

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

cats will be like "is anyone gonna gently bite the corner of your phone?" and then not wait for an answer

anybody else feel like they have blood on their hands and are drowning in a river of blood coming from the society and lifestyle we live or is it just me

Resharing for #SharkAwarenessDay 🦈

getting unfollowed by mutuals is kinda like losing custody of your kids but worse

at least be petty and give me a hate anon on the way out. it’s a goodbye present

me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

all my enemies become anemones in my coral reef of success