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the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

many women suffer from compmatt so maybe let her be the jay this time

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Eventually we get larger from eating them

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

Ringo Starr does hold the elf stones is the thing

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

Ringo Starr has been corrupted by the power of the elf stones.

this is factually incorrect. while there is evidence from The Washington Post, Reddit, and CNN that Ringo Starr does possess the elf stones, his corruption has not been confirmed by any outside source

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