Veenus

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

Can’t get this on any other social media