Veenus

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

when the persona you made eats you; when the performance youve been putting on eats you; when the name they gave you eats you; when the image people made of you eats you; when the role you were assigned eats you; when the you that other people see or even made for you or you made for them takes over the you that you know and eats you alive.

pitch for my new tarot card “Do Not Panic”

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it