Veenus

the princess population is dying. princesses are almost extinct

do u want to come over and play zombie apocalypse. i’ll be the zombie and u shoot me in the head

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

knight strip tease. is that anything

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed my roommate left part of an onion on the counter after cooking and for some stupid fucking reason instead of asking about it like a normal person I went to them holding the onion in my hand as if it were an injured bird and asked “what do you desire of his fate”

what should I listen to

women