So your post about dog births being like a slip n slide just made it to my dash again and now I'm wondering if you've seen that video of a panda birth???? She legit is sitting kinda like a person, arched back so her vag is almost pointed up into the air. The baby LAUNCHES out, it makes a fucking parabola
i have not seen this but your description is so troublingly evocative that i now feel i do not have to
Okay maybe not as dramatic as I remembered, but I know based on seeing the birth opening and it's angle it's is technically a parabola
Anyways I now gift/curse you all with this:
ok actually the most surreal part of this is the "THOOMP" sound the baby makes as it is forcibly propelled from her body like a foam dart from a nerf gun
I think you mean like a nerf football from a p-... ...nevermind.





















