new jersey's favorite doe-eyed goth

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

i hate nonchalant people. i could never be nonchalant. in fact i am very chalant. about everything all the time