Apollonian Paradox

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Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

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New bedtime routine: Shower, brush teeth, moisturize, recite Litany Against Fear from Dune out loud in the mirror, read A Litany for Survival by Audre Lorde in complete silence under a big lamp, materialize in bedroom to do 10 dracula sit ups 10 werewolf push ups 10 Frankenstein squats and 3 little circles on the bed, look out the window toward an eerie light source that represents the false promise of the American Dream, park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

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at this rate I think I will be able to finish my over-written warhammer 40k fanfiction by July, maybe August. It will be the longest project I've ever committed to (longer than my thesis by a significant margin) and I will almost certainly have to do a massive edit on it to rectify every hyphen/improperly capitalized word from now to the end of time. who would have guessed we'd ever be here?

this dream? dead. totally goldfish in bowl levels of dead. but update next week, though? alive. that dream is alive.

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