Apollonian Paradox

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

I'm the guy who puts megaplastics in the water supply. Some other guy comes along and shreds and grinds them into microplastics. We burn with undying contempt for each other but we have hooked up a few times