Wallet Reveals All
Tim as Red Robin, staring forlornly at his broken grapple, exhaustion seeping out of him in waves: ā¦
Danny: Hey uh⦠want me to fix that?
Tim, sounding near tears: Please š
Danny: *quickly fixes the grapple, pulling scrap from his bag.* Here all fixed!
Tim: Here, your payment. *hands over his entire wallet and grapples away*
Danny: *stares blankly for 30 seconds* ⦠Um?
Danny: *Silently screaming inside as he stares at Red Robinās very civilian state ID*
Danny: Why is my luck always like this?
Now to be fair? We don't KNOW that? We just know Red Robin had Tim Drake's wallet. Did he rob him? For get to give it back? Find it? These are valid questions. And Tim better think fast!
But that was... not his greatest moment.
If all else fails? No. That was NOT Red Robin. That was Tim Drake's cosplay of Red Robin.
āHey um. Youāre Tim, right? Tim Drake?ā
Tim quietly sighed into his coffee. Was nothing sacred? He hoped to goodness this wasnāt another techie fanboy. He wasnāt nearly caffeinated enough for that. āDepends. Whoās asking?ā
He looked up and saw the guy from last night awkwardly holding out his wallet. Shit. Shit! Fuck, Tim was such an idiot! An overtired moron! Was this guy going to try to blackmail him now? Reveal his identity in the middle of this cafƩ?
āIām, uh. Danny.ā The guy said nervously. āAnd this is gonna sound weird but Red Robin asked me to give this back to you.
Wait. What??
At Timās blank stare Danny rushed to explain. āHe like, found it?? Iām assuming. He didnāt really have time to explain, heroism never sleeps after all.ā He joked weakly.
He didnāt know the half of it, Tim thought forlornly.
āA-anyway. He had to go do hero stuff- you know, being a good guy and all. But Iām absolutely sure heād wanted this to get back to you. Because he didnāt steal it.ā
Again. What???
As Tim was still buffering, the guy began to frown. He huffed defensively. āVigilantes are doing their best okay? Itās a thankless job putting yourself in harms way to protect others. Just because theyāre spooky doesnāt mean you should assume the worst in them! Just because he had your wallet doesnāt mean he stole it! And even if he did, it was probably mind control, because-ā
Tim blinked, incredulous understanding finally washing over him. āWait, is that what this is? Youāre defending Red Robin to me? Why on earth would I think he stole my wallet?ā
At some point Danny had sat down at Timās table, the wallet set on top of the napkin dispenser. He seemed to deflate like the wind was taken out of his sails. His mouth opened and closed a few times. āBecause⦠because he had it?ā
āYouāre not from around here, are you?ā Tim concluded.
Danny buried his face in his hands and groaned. āGosh, Iām so sorry. This is so embarrassing. I thought⦠Itās just that back in Amity Part everyone thought Phantom was a menace even though he was just doing his best. They never let go of the thefts he committed under mind control, his actions were misinterpreted ALL THE TIME, and most of the property damage they blamed on him were from the people hunting him.ā
āYour hometown hero has people hunting him?ā Tim asked, alarmed. āDoes he like, need help?ā
Danny unburied his face to wave his hands about. āOh. Uh- no, heās good! Like, he left. Retired. Or something.ā
Tim and Danny sat together for a moment of awkward silence.
Clearing his throat, Danny slapped his thighs and stood up. āWelp. Anyway. Glad you got your stuff back, but I should goā¦ā
āWait.ā Tim stood as well, at last picking up the wallet. He flicked it open and pulled out some bills. Before Danny could accuse him of counting to make sure neither Danny nor Red Robin stole any- Tim shoved the cash into Dannyās hands. āA reward for your integrity in bringing this back to me. Red Robin had good judgment in giving it to you.ā
āOh no, I couldnāt possibly-!ā
āIām not taking now for an answer Danny.ā Tim interrupted. āYou deserve it. For returning the wallet and whatever it is you did to get Red Robin to trust you with it.ā
Danny bit his lip, looking back and forth between the money and Tim. It was insanely cute. āI- I feel like I should be refusing harder.ā
āDonāt. This is Gotham. Whatever manners you were brought up with doesnāt apply here.ā
āOkay.ā Danny pocketed the cash and straightened his shoulders. āThen let me be rude. I think youāre really hot and Iād like to take you on a date. I recently got some money to burn after all.ā Danny was blushing so hard he looked like he might faint but his eyes were steady as he held Timās gaze.
Tim grinned
As someone who just started watching the show because of all the DC crossover posts. This seems so on brand for Danny boy bless his heart
Danny is doing his best to absolutely NOT connect those dots but Tim is really cute and also at least nightlife connected. Danny is but a lad with heart eyes after that defense of both local and foreign Vigilantes.
Does Tim remember handing Danny his whole ass wallet? Or he is like⦠āwhen tf did I hand him my wallet??????ā And absolutely DESPERATELY trying to make sure this doesnāt get back to the bat group chat.
Ooh, and if he doesnāt remember giving it to him, Tim can immediately demand āWhere did you get this?ā As soon as Danny pulls out the wallet. Which in turn can make Dannyās defensive spiel more emotional Ć la this comment here:
Blanket permission for anyone to rewrite my section with these new tweaks! (I may do it myself someday but right now Iām going to bed.)
























