i collect teeth :)

refs are too busy gargling wemby's dick to see what's actually fucking happening omg

8 points lead is nothing have hope and love in your heart

I'm new to Basketball why haven't the Knicks executed the Spurs yet

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

I hate the sexual dimorphism in comics so much

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

jason should fake his death or something. not to sound evil or anything. but like. fake his death in a way where its IMPLIED that he might be dead, not necessarily determined, and do some missions out of the US for a couple months. maybe tell one or two trusted friends. then come back a little while later, refreshed and bright-eyed, and shoot the joker

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.