random stuff

Based off this post by @7-inches-of-satanic-panic

Jason, angry and defensive: yeah i died and coroner left me some new scars for when i came back

Danny: at least you weren’t awake for yours

Jason: what??

Danny lifts his own shirt to show matching scars.

Jason, horrified: you weren’t even dead, why the—

Danny: well, no i was dead, technically, just also awake

lunch break n.2

Damian's claim is that the manor is so big and Damian's so good at remaining hidden that he could live in the manor without anybody else there clocking him easy. Jason just wants to see how long he can actually go because in his mind the longer Bruce goes without realising he has Damian in the house, the funnier the reveal will be. he's actually kinda rooting for Damian purely because it's funnier if he pulls it off for a really long time first. then Jason can snitch on him and the fall-out will be glorious.

he lasts about four months.

two weeks in and Alfred becomes suspicious, but chooses to believe that it's raccoons or pigeons in the attic because then he doesn't have to get involved. and he really doesn't want to get involved.

a month in and Damian almost gets caught by Tim while trying to steal some food in the middle of the night and getting cornered in the kitchen, but Tim hadn't slept in three days and was high on cold medicine at the time so he assumed that Damian was actually a hallucination of Bruce as a child, and all he did was stare Damian directly in the eye and solemnly tell him 'never ask your parents to go see a movie with you.' before going to pass out in the study.

two months in and Damian has gotten into a rhythm with it. feeling unchallenged, he starts waiting for Bruce to fall asleep in front of the batcomputer during hard cases so he can sneak out from the walls and fix whatever Bruce is getting wrong and solving the case before he wakes up.

three months in and Dick runs into him while sneaking in through a side door so he can grab some stuff from his bedroom without having to talk to Bruce, but Damian bullshits that he's one of Tim's school friends visiting to complete a school project, and Dick gives him twenty dollars to promise that he won't tell anybody Dick is in the building.

four months in and he gets cocky; starts ordering packages to the manor addressed to himself. Alfred asks Bruce at the dinner table why they've received an amazon package for 'Damian Wayne' and nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about. the next night the Red Hood snitches and asks how 'Damian's doing' and Bruce becomes convinced that Hood has the manor bugged. demands a full sweep of the building. Tim comes across Damian napping in a hammock in the attic wearing Tim's presumed-lost clothes next to a pile of supremely confidential files stolen from the batcave.

If Amity Park has one rule for survival, it's commit to the bit. Whose bit?

Everyone's.

You go to Ember's concerts even though there's a better than even chance of being hypnotized. When Technus turns up you obligingly shriek about how terrifying unfeeling machines are. If Boxy's around, you put up a spirited but ultimately futile fight to protect your precious, valuable boxes.

You confirm it when your neighbor tells the GIW that the ghost went thataway, officer. Phantom says the weird eye-ghosts that are stalking him are delusional and he is not an authority figure of any kind, you agree that he'd be the one to know best. The Fentons are ranting about their latest weapons, you oooh and ahhh over their brilliant creation.

Your eyes glow because of special effect contacts you're testing, anyone who knows you can testify to that.

Don't run, don't break the rules, and heaven help you if a ghost decides you've disrespected their obsession. It doesn't matter how much time passes, they might not chase you, but they will remember the insult.

Ghosts are never more dangerous than when their obsession is disrupted. So smile and nod, or shriek and cower, and play the role you're cast in. You'll get out alright.

**

Gotham natives have a word for people who play along with a rogue's plan instead of getting out at the first available opportunity: morons. The closer you are to a rogue, the greater the danger, and none of them will spare you just because you decided to 'see where this was going'.

A continuation of my Lex x Danny prompt that may or may not be in the fic.

Connor, chasing Ellie around: MOM!!

Danny, setting up the table in the dinning room: Ellie, leave your brother alone and give him back his homework.

Ellie, pouting: Momma's boy.

Connor: Says you, you're worse than me.

Ellie blew a raspberry.

Danny, chuckled: Ellie, go get your father please.

Ellie: Aww.

Danny: If he takes too long, you have permission to pick him up.

Ellie: Yay!

Dan: No fair, it was my turn.

Danny: Just make sure she doesn't drop him.

Dan: ... I'll take it, we'll be back.

Danny: So how's school?

Connor: It's been... good?

Danny: Was that a question or an answer?

Connor: I don't know.

Danny: Do you want to talk about it or do you need me to give you more time?

Connor: Later, please.

Danny: Of course. Just always know, I'm always available for my children.

Connor: ...

Connor:... Why?

Danny: Hm?

Connor: Why do you care about me? We're not related by blood.

Danny: That doesn't matter to me. Blood or not, you are part of my fraid. You are my son.

Connor:...

Connor: *silent tears*

Danny, gathering him in his arms: Oh, my baby.

Connor: Who needs Superman when I got you.

Danny, connecting dots: ... Maybe its time I helped your father deal with him...

Connor: Mom, no! You'll kill him.

Danny: That doesn't seem like a bad option.

Danny Fenton with his Husband Lex Luther.

HEAR ME OUT!!!!

obviously, older Danny. How much other at least 22. Lex is gonna around his canon age so like in his early 30's.

Danny is Lex's secret husband that wants nothing to do with the world around him and loves to stay in his little bubble of happiness in their mansion with their children. Dan and Ellie were deaged to their actual ages. Ellie is 8 and Dan is 12.

And in this universe, Luther didn't know they used his DNA.

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Danny: Hello, Lexi.

Lex: My perle.

Lex: They used my DNA for the clone.

Danny:...How old is he, physically and actually.

Lex: 16 years and weeks, respectfully.

Danny:...

Lex:...

Danny: Where is he?

Lex: With the Justice League.

Danny: Alexei.

Lex: Yes, my perle?

Danny: Bring me my son.

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-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

While such a position does exist, Phantom doesn't hold that station. His position is much greater. He's the Realms' Protector, he serves the Realms herself. He has his own set of rules and laws he must follow, sorn by him to the Realms Herself, and those laws and rules are the only ones he must follow. He doesn't have to heed the King, nor the Ancients, or even the Observants, much to their dismay, Phantom follows the Realms and her alone. He will act to keep her laws, and the Realms safe, and hes one of the few that could dethrone the King should they prove themselves a tyrant or an otherwise poor ruler.

Its been nearly 200 Millennium since a Protector has been chosen, its such a rare title to be bestowed, that Phantom is respected very highly.

But, that is a source of its own problems.

There is many a denizen that think that, because Phantom was picked by the Realms herself, that he should be the King instead.

Those that support the King, however, see the need for a Potector as treasonous. The King won his rightful place, they should be respected, and the Phantom needing to be Protector, to have the right to strip that total, is blasphemous.

The only reason a civil war hasn't broken out is because Phantom's Faction knows Phantom can't act without good reason, and the King's Faction won't act without the King's order. Everything is at a tense, political standstill, and everyone is waiting for the other shoe to drop.