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This has been my main argument against "AI" from the very beginning.
OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.
And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this.
He started off as a kid who wanted to dump info about space or other interests, making it more "Did you Know" as his theme, but his channel really took off the first time he invited a ghost to speak about the era that came before.
No one knows Sidney Poindexter is a ghost. Ghosts usually do not appear on camera; if they do, they are always a blur or barely visible outline. That doesn't come into play when the camera happens to belong to the Ghost King, who is unaware of the title.
Due to this, the ghosts, as his guest stars, turn out to look like normal human beings. There is no glow, no see-through effect, and the only odd thing about them is how they dress.
Even Poindexter's coloring could be explained with some well-done make-up.
They think he's just someone wearing a costume and pretending to be from the 1950s, using information Danny had researched. Danny's interview with Poindexter became an instant hit among those who applauded the genuine authenticity of what the 1950s actually were like.
Not only that, but Poindexter's reactions to modern terms and objects that Danny presents are hilarious to the viewers, as he never once broke character. There is even an entire section where both grumble about the bullying issue in their shared high school.
A particular scene becomes a trending meme.
"Did you know Dr. Seuss coined the word "Nerd" in 1950? He used it in the book If I Ran the Zoo," Danny tells Poindexter.
The other teenager rolls his eyes. "Of course, I knew. It was published in my first year of High school. I was one of the first to be called nerd, you know? It would have been more impressive if it didn't take the entire football team four days to read."
"Four days!?"
"Dr. Seuss's writing style saved the American reading levels back in my day."
"So we have always been stupid, huh?"
Danny's next guest is Johnny 13, a biker from the early 1980s who spends most of his time flirting with Danny—who doesn't acknowledge the attempts—and proudly tells the viewers he may have been there, but he was too poor to know much about the 1980s.
"What were the trends in that era?" Danny asks Johnny after considering his notes.
The biker shrugs. "I think cellphones? They were too expensive for me or my block. Never saw one in real life before I died."
"Well, one trend was waterbeds. Did you know that waterbeds were invented in the 60s? They were made by a design student but weren't popular until the 80s, making them popular for the sudden rise of sex appeal." Danny says with a cheerful grin.
Johnny 13 tilts his head, considering his words. "Radical. I couldn't afford a mattress, much less a waterbed, but I bet they were fun. If you can get your hands on one, I would happily show you how fun they can be."
Danny rolls his eyes and then considers something. "If you couldn't afford a mattress, how did you get your bike then?"
"I stole it. Car theft was effortless back then after hotwiring took off." Johnny's smirk turns dark. "I stole to keep myself fed. Bad luck followed you everywhere when you started at America's rock bottom. Only crime could get you out, and even then, life was shit."
Danny reaches out and pats his shoulder. "At least you got to live through one of the best eras in our history."
"Nah, I died in 1983. I missed it, but do you know who actually got to live it? Ember. She died in 1990."
Next week, Ember strikes an alarming resemblance to the one-hit-wonder singer Ember McLain, who had nearly made it big a few years ago.
"What were the 80s like?"
"Terrible, everyone hated me in school, and AIDS was killing all my friends."
Danny pauses for a long moment, looking horror-struck, until Ember shrugs, "But Glam rock was made popular, which was kind of cool."
"Glam?"
Ember smirked at the host, holding her guitar. "Want to hear some?"
By the end of her performance, everyone was losing their mind that Danny Fenton somehow knew a big name like Ember Mclain, and her music once again started to trend. So much so she released another song called "Lost," dedicated to all her fallen friends who died in the AIDS epidemic.
It goes on and on, with each new video showcasing different times and people from those backgrounds. Tim Drake never misses an episode as a dedicated follower of Danny's Did You Know?
He also thought it was a gimmick to make the show entertaining and thought nothing of the hilarious conversations—not when the host was such adorable eye candy.
Things are normal until Tim watches Danny interview Greta Hayes, who died in the late 90s. His very dead, very much a ghost teammate who happily tells the story of her life while looking like an ordinary girl for the first time.
It's not even someone dressed up as her. She makes an apparent reference to some slang Bart uses, and a few of the team's inside jokes are sprinkled into the conversation.
Tim feels a headache coming on. After watching the episode, he grinned darkly as he picked up his phone and called Bruce.
"So we may have a problem. Either a necromancer with an insane amount of skill or something similar. We need to go to Amity Park to investigate Danny Fenton."
Bruce sighs. "Tim, I am not helping you stalk your internet crush-"
Nice how about to give you one of my old DC DP crossover prompts
Danny is a big fanfic writer for Batman, most of the time doing Tim joins the bat family early and Alternate attack on Titan's Tower. After his accident he decides to write a Jason Todd is a halfa straight out of the grave fic. Just to get his emotions out there and to vent and it gets incredibly popular.
As Time evolves the fic itself evolves from a vent fic to a under the table way to reanalyze his ghost fights and do better by transplanting his ghosts into the fic for Jason to fight. This happens generally okay until Penelope Spectra of unlike the other ghosts she was known by the rest of the world and was actually tracked by Reddit. Making the fans realize hey this is actual going on maybe not by Jason Todd but someone is using this to reanalyze their fights under the veneer of being fiction.
Danny starts to get famous for his fanfictions when he introduces the idea of halfas for the second Robin. He's not sure what happened to the second Robbin, but there are rumors he didn't die; he just retired, and the fans all accept that as the truth.
At first, Danny writes the second Robin struggling with his double life, as alive and dead, forced to hide his existence from Batman as a secret helper at night. He uses the second Robin to freely speak about his struggles with his powers in the early days, using fiction to cover his venting.
He even gave Robin a secret identity- with a disclosure that it was all made up and he did not know anything about the Bats because fans can be crazy- with the name Noir.
He made Noir a loser in school- consistently bullied, his grades were low without Batman's help, and he even had Noir live on the streets for a while before getting flung into the Ghost Zone.
Danny didn't realize it, but his writing made Noir a loveable character to his fans, who all loved "how flawed but kind-hearted" Noir, the halfa Robin. One of Danny's best commenters always claimed that Danny captured the second Robin's character.
He quickly develops Noir into someone who grows comfortable in his role after defeating the old Ghost King and getting discovered by Batman. He made the series with Noir, focusing more on the threats of the other ghosts that came to challenge the Ghost King.
Each ghost was based on his own rouges- all fighting the same way but with different names. Danny switched his main focus from Noir being confused by his powers to Noir getting stronger and stronger through all his fights.
Instead of venting on what life had done to him, Danny used his fanfiction to analyze his fights. He often wrote about what he could have done better, only after writing the actual scene and using that in a fight later on.
He even threw in there some questions that Noir started having about boys- which in high sight he should have known Jazz would have quickly picked up on because she took him to Pride "just to experience new things, Danny!"
He confirmed Noir was bi two updates later and sat back with a smirk when all the comments started rolling in.
Noir's Double Life was his pride and joy. He thought people had to search for his fic, and no one besides his sister would ever read it. Then he made the mistake of writing in a new ghost- Penny Spectra- using her exact powers, thinking no one would recognize her.
What he forgot was that back before Danny kicked her ass into the ghost zone, was that she was a well-known school counselor. A miracle worker, they called her.
Because she always found the teenagers about to fall apart and "saved" them. She had made her way clear across the country, bringing to light issues parents and guardians had no idea their children were going through and getting them the help they needed.
Mr. Lancer had been proud of getting her to come to the school for good reason.
Most adults also didn't know that teenagers talk to each other or, like Danny, post online to vent. Her past victims- for they were victims as some had not been able to pull themselves from the darkness she plunged them into- had started a riddle trend about her.
People began to piece together that whenever she went young people became more and more depressed. They had no proof of course, so she became an urban legend, a demon that appeared as a woman in schools.
Like when a celebrity is turned into a meme for being a secret serial killer, no one takes it seriously, but they think about it in the back of their minds.
Danny just wrote about her with a far too honest retelling of what she had done and how he had found out she was a ghost. He hadn't realized that one of his readers would be one of the original responders for the old Reddit thread about the fact he was a past victim.
That same reader would later link his work for the thread- especially the chapter where she appeared- and everyone would agree that the real Penelope Spectra was a ghost.
And that would be read by Tim Drake, a young member of Riddit who always took mysteries to heart and knew what was real and what wasn't.
This sane Tim Drake would later present Jason to the fanfiction in an effort to tease him about someone adoring him so much they wrote a fic about it and Jason would surprise him with claiming to have already been following the story. \
Their bickering would grab the attention of Bruce, Zatanna, and Constantine, who were in the room next door talking about protection against the dead.
John will be alarmed to see how accurate the fanfiction writer's description of ghosts and King Phantom is, then even more alarmed to find that the writer knows about halfas.
Two days after he posted the newest chapter, Danny is hunted down by Batman to find the human with an insane amount of knowledge about the Infinite Realms and his second son's condition.
Danny would be busy trying to decide if he should give in to the idea of giving Noir a ship and who it should be with while his friendlier ghosts beta-read his work.
"Honestly, I'm a little flatter about how hot you made me sound. Noir definitely has a crush on James the ghost biker." Johnny says flouting to read over Danny's shoulder.
Kitty nods eagerly from where she is lounging on the couch. "I agree, James and Noir are meant to be Danny!"
I believe Bruce, Zatanna, and Constantine would have to read the whole of the fan fiction series (its a very long fan fiction) to double check and compare information to real life. Also maybe Danny has been losing sleep on who to ship Noir with and has his room covered in ideas. So when Batman confronts him, Danny is more interested in if Batman has opinion. It would be funny if Constantine somehow gets invested in this story he was forced to read at first and now has strong opinions on the ship and where the story is going.
Constantine: Nah, mate. See I’m all for Noir and James getting a little hanky-panky on, some youthful exploration, right? James is scoundrel enough for that. But ghosts are made of emotion an’ you’ve made it clear through subtext that James and Kat have history. Noir can’t break that up without doing real damage, see? And his character is too upstanding to ever do that. He’s the noble self sacrificing type. Way I see it, you got three options.
Danny: What do you suggest?
Constantine: First, Noir could get with James ignorant of the consequences and be blindsided by the fallout. Real tragedy. Second, you could go the first love/first heartbreak rout, with all a that “if you love ‘em let ‘em go” shite. Sad but hopeful. Or third, what I recommend, is Noir gets the both of ‘em.
Danny: Huh! I never thought of writing an OT3… that could solve all my issues!
Constantine: dunno what that means but I was suggesting Robin start a ghost threesome.
Batman just now arriving: 😤…You better have a good reason for talking about my son that way Constantine 😡
Still what if Danny added more that his Ghost Rouge? What if they also added his family?
We can see that he made a parallel between Batman and his Parent (Noir/Danny are scared to reveal themself to Batman/Maddie&Jack because they fear being rejected) but what if he made other parallel? Oracle (idk if they already exist) and Tucker? Or Jazz and the First Robin/Nightwing? Or even Dan and Red Hood (come on It would be funny)
I also have a couple idea for charaterization (Is this the word? Idk):
Oracle/Tucker: Bff of Noir, She Is a Teck Genius and at First start working with Noir, later start officially working with the Bats only when Noir re-join the Flock
1 Robin/Jazz: Learn about what happen to Noir only later in the Fic, and at First accept keeping It a secret from Batman but still try helping Noir, even if they don't fully understand what going on!
He left being Robin 1 to became a therapist but later Return as Nightwing.
Red Hood/Dan: They are Noir Future!Evil; After and accident where all of Noir family died he was destroyed and decided to go back to the past to fix It, by becoming a Crime Boss, at First he hate Batman, Robin III and Noir, but after Noir and his friend talk to him he get his redemtion (he's still a Crime Lord tought because Is "Funny")
Or he could add new charachter's like:
Dani: His clone that tried to kill him but now treat as a daughter
Vlad/Plasmius: Evil other older Halfa, he want Noir to join Him and hate Batman
Sam: Daughter of Poison Eve and Other Bff of Noir, She became a vigilantes/eco-terrorist and try helping Noir
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Inspired by this because I thought that an otherworldly entity speaking obscenities through a child be FUNNY.
When Danny defeated Pirah Dark, he didn't become Ghost King, nor the Prince, instead.
He got another passenger in his head.
It's like, Pirah Dark is somehow astral projecting his thoughts to Danny, and Danny doesn't know why. He does not need the commentary of an eons old Ghost King stuck in his head thank you very much.
Then it got even worse when said Ghost King managed to astral project a small piece of himself that just, hangs around Danny 24/7.
Which nobody but him could see.
How the hell did he even manage that when he's a damn ghost for ancient's sake, he didn't know.
He' just gotten used to him, at this point.
One thing he's learned about Pirah Dark, however, is that said ghost has an extreme competitive streak.
Most of his newfound obscene vocabulary came from him. Not that he could use said vocabulary, mind you, because his mother would have his head in that case.
But still.
The number of games Pirah took over from him and progressed fast through was... both inspiring and somewhat insulting.
But anyways.
Until he got summoned by cultists, because apparently having a small piece of the Ghost King floating around him 24/7 is enough for him to get summoned in his place, and Pirah's eyes landed on one guy in a coat.
Well.
He didn't even know like 90% of the words he used could be profanity.
Then he expected him to say all of that to some guy he doesn't even know. He sweat dropped, because, while physically he could say all of those words, his mother has a sixth sense when it comes to such things.
Curse a guy out word for word by a Ghost King and face his mother's wrath for saying such words, or decidedly don't do that and not face his mother's wrath?
Everyone knows constatine knows something because his holding his stomach laughing while the kid is looking at them with "god please smite me right now" smile and sweating a bucket.
And in that crushed horrified kid voice he looked to his right and says.
"I can't say that, my mom would find a way to fully kill me"
Constantine laughs even harder, it's obvious that the kid is just the messenger.
John: Don't worry kid. I heard him. So. Why did this summon you?
Danny: Pariah got out and I managed to shove him back in the coffin. So he apparently decided I was 'worthy' of being his 'messenger to the Realms'.
John: Damn. Ya don't look like ya managed to hit adulthood before ya died. And you've got that prat stuck in yer head?
Danny: Yeah... I'm nearly 17! Two more months and I'll be there years dead! So. A year and some change till I'm an adult.
John:... Yer not three years dead yet? And ya beat Pariah fuckin Dark?
Danny: I mean. He was weak from millennia in the coffin. And I used a thing that boosted my powers? So, not like properly? What do you want anyways? Can I like, put on headphones of you can hear him?
Pariah: The ghostling has not been resting recently. He needs a nap. So speed this us. My messenger should not be inconvenience by the likes of you!
As if a tyrant like Pariah would care about the convenience, well-being, or sleeping habits of a mere mouthpiece.
Nah, Constantine looks at that whole situationship and sees it for what it is. The King has chosen his heir.
It's just that for some reason Danny is awfully resistant to being adopted by powerful megalomaniacs that want to mentor him. No matter. Pariah has found a perfectly effective tactic to overcome the child's willful resistance to being trained. And if this mewling swindler dares to oust him for his ruse, Pariah will rend him and all he cares for to ash and desolation.
John quirked an eyebrow when Pariah Dark mentioned the kid needing a nap. He waited till the kids headphones were on to speak though. This should be entertaining.
John: Messenger huh? So, how's that going?
PD: Very well. The Ghostling was already well respected before he bested me. Choosing him as my messenger has been a boon. Now Laughing Magician. What do you want?
John: So. Mate of mine was talking about a breach in the Realms. Apparently the living created it. Meaning the dead can't deal it alone. We want to fix that. What else do we not fuckin know? Seein as you got beat by a fuckin infant?
PD: Watch your tone. I may be sealed. But I have followers yet. The ghostling protects the breach. Come to Amity Park. It will prove... Illuminating to you. The child yet undersells his power.
Jason was frustrated with life, of course he was a revenant without a way to get revenge with Bruce’s no kill rule. Doesn’t say he can’t get others to kill for him, so when he gets captured by cultists he decides to take a leap of faith and make his wish to the Ghost King before the cultists can make their stupid wish about world domination or something.
The Ghost King accepts but wants a favor from him, what Jason wasn’t expecting was a kid with black hair blue eyes about 14, showing up on his doorstep saying he needed a place to crash and this was the ghost kings favor. Jason gets a message from his family just then, the Joker is confirmed dead. He doesn’t know why the Ghost King wants him to take care of a random teen but a deal is a deal.
Danny: I'm half ghost. And uh, the government made it legal to hunt/kill me. So. Red Hood, protector of the downtrodden, avenger of the dead? Pretty safe bet to keep me half-alive that bit longer.
Jason: I have titles??
Danny: Oh yeah! SO many Gotham ghosts LOVE you! You have NO idea how many of them light up when talking about you my guy!!
This addition killed me. You know Jason would be like literally glowing when Danny tells him this. Especially when Danny inevitably becomes his sidekick and during a Patrol Meetup with the Bats, Lady Gotham appears and absolutely gushes over her favored knight and her young king.
Also, I need someone to write about what happens when Danny learns about the All Blades.
Danny would also like to have magic swords please? Pretty please?
Lady Gotham doesn't out Danny as King. Just calls him Amitys protector. One of his earliest titles.
The Bats are very confused. When did Jason get a sidekick? Why is Lady Gotham able to just pop up now? Usually only magic types..... Oh. Hood and his sidekick.... Make the same death jokes. Fuck sake Jason!
I don't know why but with your addition, I just envision Danny running around with a red bucket on his head with holes poorly cut out for his eyes and it'd be hilarious, but then people fuck around and find out that HE'S the terrifying one, not Hood.
Jason would not let him. Unless he wore proper head protection underneath it. Head trauma is bad! He would know!!
The first time someone knocks the bucket off and sees the hood under it? They just sigh. Of course. This is Red Hood jr. Of course he wore a second thing under the bucket. Turns out knocking off the bucket also unleashed his best down mode. Because why not.
Every time he is asked he gives a different answer. When they track down Danny? So does he. They didn't even plan this. Jason never told him he was doing this. Danny just went... Fuck it. And then was asked a second time. And figured they either don't share information. Or his and Jason's stories don't match. At which point? Time to Fuck with them!
Jason: He followed me home one day. He looked like a sad raccoon. How could I abandon him!
Danny: Oh! He saved me from human traffickers and I got attached.
Jason: He found me stabbed in an alleyway. Decided I clearly needed help getting home.
Danny: I'm from a different dimension, I'm pretty sure Jason is my alternate counterpoint!
Jason: I took him in as payment for a debt.
Danny: Oh! My parents tried to kill me. You know how Jason feels about that sort of thing!!
The batfam staring at the conspiracy board spanning half of Tim's room. Which of these seemed to be the most likely lies?
They settle for the real reason to be the Alternate from Another Universe because Lady Gotham herself called Jr "Amity's protector" and they are unable to find the city (because Techus is just that good, of course they can't find it when Ghostwriter stole every papertrail and Techus erased all the digital traces of it)
Oh but what if Danny clocks Batman as similar to Vlad and calls him fruitloop? To his face? Before being grabbed and hauled back by Jason?
Also I feel like Jason and Steph would make absolutely hilarious and brilliant chaos siblings and Jason often drops Danny off with Steph when he needs to go off to do slightly more dangerous stuff.
So NOW you have Batman suddenly coming across Hood Jr. following Spoiler. Batman's attempt at parenting him and Steph at that point leads to Danny tossing a glitter glue grenade and disappearing with Spoiler following after, "Too bad Bossman! Not our parent!"
Jason returns a day after, and the tricks Danny picked up from Spoiler are absolutely the bane of his gang's existence. The minute Hood leaves Danny in a room with whichever goon is present as responsible for making sure the kid stays safe is when chaos ensues.
Yeah, I’d like to hear Frostbite’s thoughts on that as well. I’ve heard multiple things: Danny immediately stopped aging or he will stop aging after he’s reached adulthood. Some people say he’s immortal since he’s half-ghost.
Tucker wants to do a museum heist to get his artifacts back.
obviously the Sam and Danny are coming with. they're gonna keep the scarab scepter locked up in phantoms keep with one of those two people simul key things from heist movies. (Tucker has too much to do to be corrupted by power rn)
so they can mind control Danny if he turns evil or override someone else's mind control. contingencies y'know.
museum heist gets crashed by whatever hero you like, i know most about batfam soooo,,,,
Catwoman is also stealing something from this museum and the bat is hot on her tail and then she runs into these kids trying to rip a bejeweled scepter from another kid dressed up as a pharaoh.
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Danny Phantom gets summoned by Justice League.
They needing his help as he is the ghost king and the creature that is destroying the city is too strong for even Superman and Batman combined. They are being a bit rude and confrontational, but Danny trucks it off as them being in a stressful situation and having to rely on the creature that they do not know.
Danny helps them not even expecting anything in return except maybe a thank you
But instead, he gets criticised for being too relaxed in a fight that could have taken many lives.
Even wonder woman takes a jab at his style of fighting .
Tired of being yelled at he just smiles opening a portal and jumps back while flipping them off free falling into the portal.
Today was a terrible day. A Scarcrow attack on his University in second period. A Joker attack during fifth period. A Bane attack on his way to and from school. And now he was stuck as an unwilling contestant in the Riddler's latest game. The Riddler, who kept talking and talking and talking into the camera, broadcasting this to the entire city, and possibly the world if anyone outside of Gotham cared to tune in. Danny was kinda just... blankly staring at the ground, mentally calculating how many fucks he had to give at the present moment to decide if he should just phase out and fuck off to go back to his dorm and catch some Zs.
At least he had been, until the Riddler suddenly demanded his attention by stealing his lanyard with his school ID front and center, the grown ass man grinning to himself like a satisfied child who thought bullying made him cool(no that particular thought was not personal at all why would you even say that) Only to pause with a look of increduality that was shown even through the eye mask.
The Riddler turned his attention back to the young man with soulless eyes. His voice was low but clear, and so was the disbelief in his tone. "Is your middle name seriously Danger?" The young man, probably a college student, chuckled to himself. "Aren't my parents hilarious?"
He was staring blankly at the far wall. "I think they cursed me."
You see, as funny as this prompt is with Danny, I think it would be absolutely hilarious with Dante.
Picture this, our favorite time traveling doomsday scenario was filling out paperwork for his new legal identity and got to the portion with a blank for a middle name.
Sam doesn't get to vote because she is the one who suggested Dante in the first place, but everyone else throws out suggestions.
Jazz suggests Jordan again
Vlad, of course, offers his own name (still trying to one up Jack)
Tucker starts listing time travelers from various movies
Danny gets a wide grin on his face
"Danger"
"You can't be serious"
"Why not? It's not like it's inaccurate?"
Fast forward 6 years and 12 separate rogue attacks and Dante really regrets giving in to his younger self's sense of humor
Dante Danger Fenton-Masters is a bit of a mouthful, but it's honestly the most faithful name he could have. He's not Danny, but he is a Dan. He's a Fenton and a Master's, and he is, in fact, a Danger. It's perfect.
To be completely honest, I was thinking of Jazz being Jasmine Rebel Fenton and Dani as Danielle Mischief Fenton-Masters and Dan either not having a middle name or being Dan/Dante Catastrophe Fenton/Fenton-Masters, but this is even funnier.
The only way this could get better is if the rest of the Fenton(-Masters) sibs show up in Gotham, also get caught in a rogue attack via the Joker, and he decides, since this is the 'Danger is my middle name' kid, to check all their IDs. He freaking loses it when he sees that they're all like that.
if the goal is to give everyone a fun middle name then Mischief definitely fits for Danielle and I can totally picture her choosing it when its her turn to fill out the paperwork.
Danny should change his middle from James to Trouble in order to match, because he's always getting into trouble.
As for Jazz? I kinda want to switch her middle name to Danna just so they can all be Dannies, but if we have to stay on brand her new middle name name should be Sneaky.
I kinda like Jazz’s middle name being Rebel, because everyone else is on the lookout for her now, and they are all so confused by her seeming adherence to rules and order.
“What’s more rebellious than going against everyone else’s expectations?”
Damian tells his siblings that he's dating someone. It shocks them all. They didn't think their little brother would be able to find someone with his high standards for a partner. Damian ignores their questions, continuing to make some list.
Dick: Shit, we need to tell Bruce.
Jason: Not me! He always freaks out when he finds out one of us is dating. Remember when Cass said she liked this boy?
Everyone winces. Cassandra had a full dossier on the guy in front of her within two hours. Then Bruce spent another hour giving a presentation on sex and the need to protect yourself from unwanted diseases or pregnancies. Poor Cass nearly died of embarrassment and pure terror.
Tim: But he's going to find out sooner or later. On his own. And we don't want a repeat of Roy.
Let's just say Bruce wasn't too happy when he found out who his son was dating. Roy hid well, but Batman is very good at hiding. The poor guy was saved by Jason's bullets and Oliver's arrows, who was invited to the party.
Duke: Is this what's coming to me too?
Steph: Alas and alack. But you'll get a break. The main thing is that it's not a speedster or a super.
Dick and Tim: Hey!!
Jason: Dami. Better tell the old man. Save your future boyfriend the pain.
Damian: He can take care of himself. I think dad will take this news well.
As if on cue, Bruce appears in the room. His face is calm. He looks at Damian.
Bruce: Billy?
Damian: Yeah.
Bruce: Good choice.
And then Bruce just walks away!!! The others stood with their mouths wide open, watching the man go. Who the hell is Billy that Bruce was so cool with his own blood son dating him?!?!
Bruce: Before I forget. Damian, I don't think we need to make a dowry list yet.
Damian: These are just suggestions. I'll show you the list later. After mother and grandfather have reviewed it.
Bruce: *frowns* Is your grandfather okay with it?
Damian: He finds Billy very calming.
Bruce: Fine then. Show this list to Alfred too.
Damian: Fine.
Bruce leaves, and Damian goes back to the dowry list.
Dick: Dami!! What's going on?!
Jason: Who is Billy?! I need to meet him right now!!
Steph: Your grandfather approved of this guy? What did Billy do to make this happen?!? Create another Lazarus Pit?!
Tim: It bothers me that Bruce was so cool with this. Maybe he's high.
Duke: I want to be less and less with this family every day.
Cass: When are you going to introduce us to Billy?
Everyone suddenly fell silent and looked at Damian. He smiled his most disarming smile.
Damian: Why? You already know him.
The shouts grew louder. Everyone was trying to get through to the youngest, hoping to learn at least something about the mysterious Billy. Damian ignored them. He couldn't figure out how many horses he should give Billy. The Gods are very demanding, after all.
Powerful demon!SY who has unwittingly seduced LQG through various methods (fighting, dressing like an average millennial and nerd-ing out about monsters) until LQG just can’t take the sexual tension anymore and pushes him down during one of his rants about demonic beasts. SY is surprised but let’s LQG hold him down and kiss him (like the inexperienced virgins they both are) until he for some harebrained reason suspects LQG might have an injury and effortlessness flips them over to check for wounds and be overall very panicky and fussy. And LQG just being absolutely stunned with embarrassment.
It‘d probably take a while until SY is assured everything is well, at which point he will flip them over AGAIN, lay down like the pillow princess he is and go "ok, you may continue pushing me down now" while pretending that entire embarrassing interlude just didn’t happen.
LGG‘s brain is fried. There’s smoke coming out of his ears. This is the single hottest thing that has ever happened to him and he has absolutely zero clue about what he’s supposed to do.
as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍
I only started liking pink when I found out that pink things are less likely to be stolen. That's still the gender roles bullshit at play, just in a different direction. I've gotten to the point where I like pink well enough for its own sake/as a color, but using pink to fuck with the patriarchy is definitely where it started.
I have a hunch that one of the reasons I'm less fond of the more washed-out, desaturated, versions of pink is that I associate it with a whole class of colors (along with certain similar shades of pale yellow, blue, and green) that are typical for the walls of children's hospital wards -- a cheap, institutional, attempt to be "cheerful."
That said, I also believe there are no ugly colors. Any color can be beautiful when paired with the right partner.
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"In other news, the newly discovered Infinite Realms, an alien dimension that sits right next to our own, has announced that they do not believe in America."
"...What?" Flash asks, protein bar halfway to his mouth. He's in the cafeteria of the Watchtower, and he's not the only one with his eyes pinned to the TV.
"I'm not sure I understand, Linda, can you clarify what they mean by that?" The male reporter asks, smile strained.
"Certainly, Todd. The Infinite Realms has stated that they do not believe that the United States of America is a real country, and as such, will not seek to make any deals or treaties with them."
Wonder Woman raises an eyebrow, leaning back in her seat.
"Then...then what do they think America is?" Todd asks from the TV, sounding a little desperate.
"Apparently, they view America as 'a collection of toddlers that bathe in money pretending like they own the world'."
Green Arrow starts laughing so hard he dry heaves.
The Justice league get in contact with Danny and try to get this sorted out...
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As a final push they start abducting anyone who wanders too close to laylines and thin veils where natural portals to the realms tend to appear.
They release a list of the 53 abducted 'beings of unknown/unmarked graves' aka BUGs and state that unlike some places they do not see the point of cutting apart their rescued BUGs
Too bad that the USA doesn't exist or believe in realms beings being sentient because all these poor wandering souls may now have to live on in the infinite realms.They have already formed a facility to house all these BUGs that keep wandering in because who knows what sort of diseases and corruption they could cause the native beings in the realms.
(The facility is just a 5 star resort they can't leave... think Hotel California) lol the batfam winding up caught and having a true vacation out of it would be hilarious.
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Tim, enjoying pool side flying lessons with Bernard while Kon learns kryptonian from his ghost relatives in the jacuzzi.
Jason falls from a portal ripped into the sky just above the pool and the on site guide/life guard blows their whistle.
"We gotta another live one!"
They throw a pool floating and ready to jump in if there are any signs of distress only for Jason to come flying out the side of the pool hacking and shaking off some serious PIT flashbacks.
The air itself is still in wait to greet this soul once again. Then Jason calms and looks around to see his brother floating near by.
"What? Tim? We've been looking for you for days!.. Where are we actually?... and why-how are you floating?"
The life guard comes over to do his spiel. "Welcome to Hotel California! Such a lovely place." The wind sings " Such a lovely face". The song in instrumental continues to play softly in the background. The ghost hands Jason a small booklet and stamps his forehead with something then clicks a band around his wrist. The band reads BUG #:51
"That'll get you all the provisions you could ever dream of needing while you're here. The stamp will fade soon it's warding off ecto contamination as well as any rowdy ghost that wants to start something. The rest is in the booklet, read at your leisure, enjoy your stay." They explain
Jason reads the cover of the booklet, "'Handbook for the Recently Ungraved'... Could used that a few years ago... oh God am I dead... AGAIN?!"
"Ah... frequent flyer are we? I thought I could smell contaminated ecto on you. Don't worry the yeti will have that all sorted out before you head on home. Our medical masseuse, Eastwind, will work the corruption right outta your core." The life guard rattles on about this yeti ghost in a lovefilled haze while Jason stares at his little brother, floating nearby.
"Oh god, Tim, you... What happened to no more dead Robin's." He nearly whimpers
"Shit ah no, Jay! We're not dead, read the full booklet! It's like jail-" Tim hurriedly floats over to reassure his big brother.
"Jail! We're in GHOST JAIL?"
"No! It's LIKE jail. We're in HOLDING, not prison. You know, limbo... Kinda literally actually... ANYWAYS! Point is we're just here until the US gets its act together and gives the realms rights and then we will be publicly released and monitored to ensure the government doesn't go back on their word." Tim summarizes.
"Monitored? I mean I get not trusting the government but why monitor US?!" Jason asks annoyed.
"Because if we made it here we were ecto contaminated enough to be considered liminal. Plus staying here, even with the stamps will give us a bit more ecto contamination. Not enough to get the cool powers, but enough to register as non human according to the anti ecto acts. All that plus the time difference... Might as well relax and enjoy the VAY-KAY!" Tim announces and cheers hus coconut drink towards his boyfriends.
"Time difference?" Jason asks
"Well Bern got here first with his quest to find the missing people in Salem, Kon and I went after him within 24hrs but he'd already been here for over a week by the time we fell through. I've been here about a month. Got all my open cases closed, caught up on sleep, started a bunch of projects for R&D, got WE legal and PR responses out for everything. Didn't you find it weird that my work was still coming in past my last message?"
"What? No, Timmy we haven't heard from you in days!" Jay groans
"Told you you had to use the BooBox babe!" Bernard laughs as he dives mid flight into the pool.
"Ughhh! What a dumb drop box name...I'll upload it all tomorrow! Point is, we got all the time to relax and catch up and since we cant leave without throwing off a brilliant tactic of spite and power, Might as well enjoy! " Tim cheers and jumps in after his blond.
What if Danny Fenton and Billy Batson become fast friends. Danny is annoyed at cultists trying to send "brides" to the Ghost King. Billy is weirded out when adults try to flirt with Captain Marvel. Danny hits upon the idea that they should be each other's beards. If the Ghost King and the Champion of Magic are very publicly dating, that should keep unwanted suitors off their backs, right?
Of course they are both absolute Chaos Gremlins about it.
Cultist: We offer you this sacrifice, oh great king!
Danny: One moment please *whips out fenton phone* Hey honey, guess what? Some idiots are trying to tempt me away from you again. You got my coordinates?
Billy: *Kool Aid man entrance* Who dares?!
Cultists: Run awaaaaay!
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Captain Marvel takes a hit while fighting a villain. Phantom out of nowhere with a steel chair!
Danny: Nobody hurts my schnookums!
Everyone: ???
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Captain Marvel brings Phantom to the next JL potluck as his plus one, with Danny in full creepy ghost mode.
Billy: Oh yes, we've been on again, off again for the last thousand years or so. We have our differences, but nobody gets me quite like he does! *exaggarated dreamy sigh*
Hal: That's nice...
Meanwhile Danny is shoving an entire burger in his mouth, displaying multiple rows of sharp teeth.
Danny: Man, I love the 21st century! Food sure has changed a lot since I died. And the technology!
Ollie: Oh? When did you die?
Danny: *glares* It's incredibly rude to ask a ghost about their death
Nearby Leaguers are edging away, nervous about being on the menu next.
Billy: yeah, but Phantom has this huge castle with ghost staff and friends who will drop by.
Danny: so I gave him a mini portal summoning device that will only take him to my Keep so he doesn't get lost in the Zone. Plus I have a doctor, Frostbite, on speed dial who's basically my dad so he makes sure we are healthy. And there's my pseudo mom Pandora who trains us and peepaw Clockwork who looks after us :D
I love that we’re bringing The Waffle Car of Mystery into this. Can that be where they met? Like, maybe Billy in his normal form comes in one day to get out of the rain and the two start chatting?
I love the waffle car of mystery, I’m going to find that post and link it so ppl who haven’t read it can know what it is
Full circle baby!!!
God I love the Waffle Car au
Anyway whenever a leaguer is there Danny and Billy totally shift into their hero forms and flirt for funzies and to mess with said leaguer. the speedsters are there often enough that they’ve seen both of them transform (and get all the questions out of their systems) and are all totally in on it
And when Billy was homeless he totally stumbles into the Car on his way to the Rock of Eternity and Danny took one look at this guy and decided his meal was half-off at least
Billy’s already the champion bc I said so and thus the Car kinda sorta kidnapped him?? He needed some sleep and was already on his way to the Rock of Eternity, two birds one stone yk?
Maybe he and John Constantine pass each other on the cars a lot as well who knows? Does John know why this random kid is taking a magical sleeper car so often? Absolutely not. Does he care? Also not really, as long as he can do whatever thing he doesn’t want to do with minimal bothers
I was thinking of ways the speedsters could help the two and just imagined they keeps "finding" cute couple photos from the past.
It starts with them taking a black and white photo of Billy and Danny wearing old-timey clothes in one of those the old west reenactment towns.
Then the speedsters find some of those old murals depicting Phantom from when he traveled through time, and uses those and photoshop to make it look like Captain Marvel was there too.
It becomes a game to them: making up photos or depictions of Phantom and Marvel together across different time periods. They even tie in the random fun facts the two sometimes bring up.
Oh, and when one of them accidentally time travels again they could leave behind like one of those cheesy tree carvings: "PxM forever" inside a heart.
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