Rewatching the original "The Little Mermaid" animated movie while working on something else... I can't quite recall at the moment (early into it atm) if this movie ever establishes Eric as the heir of the throne of his kingdom.
I think it'd be really funny if Eric was actually a younger brother. So, like, maybe he's a duke, actually, but he still gets the title of Prince. Travels the sea a lot, unlike a more landlocked heir. Hanging out at this summer seaside palace while the rest of the family is elsewhere for some reason.
Like, imagine Eric's parents and older brother and maybe sister-in-law and niblings getting that letter at the end of this movie. Nearly drowned. Miraculously washed ashore. Fell in love with a mysterious voice and then a mute girl. Got enchanted by a shape-shifting sea witch and nearly married her. Killed the sea witch after she turned into a giant. Married the aforementioned girl who turned out to be the beloved youngest daughter of the mythical King Triton instead and have now established a strong alliance with the merpeople. Wild summer! Wish you were here!
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*Throws half martian Danny au w/ dead serious at you and runs*
*extra points if he's related to J'ohn, I'm not picky but please grandpa J'ohn if you will*
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"What do you mean?" Danny cut in, cutting off Frostbite's words.
Clockwork looked up from the magazine he was reading. Danny knows because he kept glancing at him throughout the appointment, waiting for answers to the questions Frostbite asked. It's not that Danny didn't know what to say; it just felt like whenever he had a medical appointment, all knowledge of his own body vanished from his mind.
It happened a lot whenever his mom went with him to the human doctor, too. Clockwork wasn't like his mom, who was more than happy to answer for him. The time being, just waved a hand at Danny dismissively when Frostbite started with "so what brings you in today?" and pulled out a magazine, doing a cover-story exclusive with Speed Force on the topic: The shocking truth of time-altering with mortals. Clockwork had been looking forward to this issue for weeks.
He hadn't resurface from between the pages as Danny waited in silence before he realized Clockwork was expecting Danny to speak. He fumbled at first, but over the course of the appointment, he relaxed enough to give proper answers instead of hesitant, almost doubtful one-word replies.
This was just to establish Frostbite as his main provider as his Ghost Doctor, though Frostbite preferred to be called a Healer, and everything was going well. They drew some ectoplasm a few days before his actual appointment to run some tests, and everything looked good.
Until Frostbite was reading the results towards the end of thier appointment, and the yeti started discussing his genetics.
"What do you mean?" Danny repeats, blinking owlishly as Frostbite flips to the last page on his clipboard. "I'm fully human-er as human as a Halfa can be."
"Well, there is no question about your living and dead stage, but according to our lab results, you are not only human," Frostbite explained, handing over the clipboard to Danny. There are a lot of words and numbers that he doesn't understand, mostly because Danny was pretty sure he was fighting a persistent ghost that entire unit in biology and missed most of the lessons. He did, however, understand the conclusion part.
Half Earthling. Half Martian.
Martian.
Frostbite thought he was part Martian.
"This is wrong," Danny tells the yeti. He starts swinging his legs from where they dangled over the edge of the examination table. The paper that was laid over the padding wrinkled loudly with his movement, belying how nervous he was. "I'm not adopted, and both my parents are full humans."
"Perhaps your parents aren't aware they are martian." Frostbite offers gently. He places one large paw on his shoulder, gently squeezing Danny as if to offer him strength. "Or despite you not being one of theirs by blood, they always saw you as thier son and saw no reason-"
"Oh, this was due to your accident in the Fenton Portal. Your DNA was spliced with the floating Martian DNA, as that was during the Martian mass extinction. Since there was so much death at once, it was slower changing into ectoplasm and was stuck between worlds when you punched a hole between the Realms and the mortal plane," Clockwork explained, reading over Danny's shoulder in his child form. He twirls his staff at his side, as if he is preparing to lead a marching band, before he swings it towards a wall.
In an instant, a large pocket watch zaps into existence. It flips open, its arms twirling rapidly, until the watch's face vanishes and an image of Danny's accident appears. He watches himself carefully slip on the hamate suit and take a few steps into the portal. Sam and Tucker were in the right corner of the scene, exactly as he remembered it, even the detail of Sam holding her camera ready to snap a picture of the dare that forever changed his life.
He even sees himself accidentally pressing the button that turned on the machine- a fault in the design by his father, no doubt- and as he is screaming while his body is electrocuted, the camera zooms into him. Suddenly, they see his DNA floating in place until a mush of green goo wraps itself around the strands, shifting them until the goo becomes part of the genetic makeup.
Danny's jaw dropped even as Frostbite let out a hum of intrigue.
"Fascinating. This type of genetic editing has never been seen before. It's seamless, with no trace of anyone making alterations." The yeti points to a few parts of his DNA, where the added green rests comfortably. "I can even see how the Martian part enhanced your basic three."
"Basic three?" Danny repeats in a daze.
"Intangibility, Invisability and flight," Frostbite explains, waving one large claw towards a poster on the other side of the room. On it is information about the Basic Three, along with drawn examples, facts, and cautionary symptoms that something may be wrong if a ghost experiences them while performing the Basic Three.
"Every aspiration can do these three, but usually they can't do two of them at the same time, much less three, unlike you. There are a few exceptions, but they can only do it for a little while before exhaustion forces them to stop. Flight is the most common and the least energy-wasting, but every ghost has a preferred ability they call upon. Think of it like this: every human has the ability to sing, but not the skill to be a good singer. You are a triple threat, so to speak. I always assumed it was because you are still alive, and thus power your abilities with living energy instead of pure ectoplasm, but it seems it's because of your martian dna."
Danny's head is spinning. "So what you're saying is, my ghost powers aren't strong because I'm a Halfa, but because I'm part martian?"
"Not exactly." Clockwork cuts in again, now as an old man. He points one trembling finger towards the chart in Danny's slack hold. "Your basic three are boosted, but everything else? That's because you're a Halfa. And by the looks of it, you didn't get too much from your third parent-"
"Third parent!?" Danny yips, springs up from the table. He starts pacing in place, forcing Frostbite to scramble towards the room's final wall to avoid colliding with him. This places him in the perfect place to catch the clipboard that goes flying out of Danny's hold as the boy starts waving his arms around like a manic. "I have three parents!?"
"Biologically speaking, yes." Frostbite flips through a few pages, eyes moving rapidly along the report. "You're what is scientifically known as a Core Chimera."
"Core chimera?"
"It's someone whose biological parents are more than two people, usually caused by the cores expanding and pulsing during a mating, especially when-"
Danny holds up a hand. "Stop, I don't want to know how a Core Chimera is made."
"Why? It's perfectly natural."
"He's at a special age," Clockworks chuckles, now a middle-aged man. It makes him fold his arms and smirk at Danny, far more embarrassing than it needs to be. "Anything to do with mating makes him burst into giggles or makes him so embarrassed he has to curl up into a ball for a few minutes."
Frostbite smiles, shaking his horns fondly. "Youth."
"Indeed."
"Can we, please, focus on the matter at hand?" Danny grumbles, checks aflame. "So I have a third biological parent-"
"A father"
"Right, a second biological dad who I accidentally made into my biological dad when I was half killed between the living world and the dead world. This second dad is a Martian from Mars who, during a mass extinction on his planet, had his Martian DNA boost my basic ghost abilities, but nothing else that makes Phantom into such a powerhouse. "
Frostbite hums, clicking his tongue a bit as he flips through the last pages of the lab reports. "Yes. That's a good summary. The only other noteworthy thing I see here is the concerning amount of sugar in your diet. Does your family have a history of diabetes?"
"I normally answer no, but apparently there is a third option that might be yes. I can't ask him, though, because he's dead!" Danny snaps, pacing more aggressively now. "Is there something else I should know about this third parent?!"
"He's not dead." Clockwork twirls his staff again, like he was about to throw it into the air for a showy catch. He floats over the examination table, just slightly before the pocket watch, still displaying Danny's altered DNA. "He only nearly died. Well, legally speaking, he was dead for maybe four minutes before his wife managed to resuscitate him. They attempted to escape the planet together, but she succumbed to her own injuries just as they were entering Earth's atmosphere-"
"He's on Earth!?" Danny pounced on that workding like a lion on a wounded gizelle. "I can find him!?"
"He's on a Earth...." Clockworks starts hesitantly, his face melting into a child. It makes the time lord's uncertainty a little more poignant, and the urge to find his other father rises up a notch or two. Danny gives the floating child a stern frown, which only causes the great Clockwork to raise his hackles. "There is more than one Earth. There are multiple realities, infinite timelines, worlds far beyond-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know about the other dimensions. I visited a few." Danny cuts in, crossing his arms. "The real question is, are you going to help me met my other dad on this other Earth?"
"It's not recommended.....this Earth is out of my jurisdiction." Clockwork began, but Frostbite raised a hand, waiting to be called on. There was a weird dynamic between the two. Clockwork acted like the yeti was a normal healer who would be treating his self-proclaimed ward, while Frostbite saw the always changing time lord as an all-powerful ancient that needed complete respect or bad things would befall his people. Almost like a living (sort of speak) god.
It was odd because Danny once saw Clockwork try to eat cereal with his foot and ended up in feudal Japan when he lost his balance and fell through his time portals.
"If the timeline is outside your jurisdiction, could you not petition a visitor's pass under the Youth Protection Truce? I could write a healer's note stating that Danny must seek out his other father for biological-related worries." Frostbite offers. His head is dipped, as if he were unworthy of speaking directly to Clockwork. This means he misses the way Clockwork's jaw slacks, likely never thought of the option. He often forgets that Clockwork only seems all-knowing because he can peek into the living world's flow of time, witnessing everything that was, is, and will be.
That did not mean he could peek into the flow of time for the dead world. There he was, just as helpless to time as any other ghost was, but he at least had monitors that played everything in the living world that he watched endlessly.
It was so hard not to see Clockwork as a disaster shut in after living with him for the summer. His parents thought he was at space camp when, in reality, he was watching Clockwork smack himself with his own staff and trip over air. While floating in said air.
"I could....." Clockwork starts, his ghost glow brightening up with glee, "I could meet Speed Force."
Danny knows that Clockwork had some kind of celebrity crush on Speed Force, since the being was the current most famous time ghost and was all the rage with time-inclined individuals in the Realms. "Yeah, and I could meet my other father-"
"Shush, Danny. I have to draft a letter. A petition for traveling to Speed Force's timeline." Clockwork gushes while snapping his fingers, causing a quill and parchment to appear from thin air. "Do you think he'll let me shake his hand?"
"Clockwork, I'm having a crisis."
"Danny, I'm having a moment." Clockwork dips his quill into the ink. The sound of the tip scratching against the parchment is nearly drowned by the time lord's words, "Don't ruin this for me, or I'm going to make you look stupid in front of Damian. He'll always think of you as the Hotdog Cart guy and not in a good way."
Used to his guardian randomly using references from his future, Danny rolls his eyes. He mentally slots the name away, assuming this Damian is going to be someone that Danny wants to impress as he turns to Frostbite. "What biological-related worries do you mean?"
"Nothing too serious, but if you are part martian, there is a chance that you may have some biological aspects that you may be unaware of. For example, I heard that Martians are weak to fire and can't even stand near it, which could explain why you developed an ice core. Now this is just a rumor, but if fire can cause such a reaction in living beings, I fear being around a flame, even something as harmless as a campfire, it may cause your core to melt." Frostbite shakes his head at Danny's horrified round eyes. "I am exaggerating, of course, but it's a good enough excuse to have you enter the other timeline, no?"
"Yeah, okay. I say we do this." Danny sighs. "I want to meet my other Father. What's his name?"
Clockwork glances up from his letter, his red eyes sparkling. "J'onn J'onzz. He believes he is the last of his kind, but a few survivors managed to hide on Mars, including his sister and her children. We can say you were born during J'onn's grief-driven binge of alcohol and human women that he drowned himself in when he first got to Earth. You were a normal boy in the foster system who wanted to send a message to Mars for a science project, and one of your "cousins" picked up the signal, starting a penpal system that eventually led to a conversation about biological differences, making you think you might be a Martian yourself. I'll ask Speed Force to make the proper paper trails and make our lie solid enough that no one will know it's false."
"Why do we need to lie about that?"
"That world is not ready to learn about different timelines. Not yet." Clockwork waves a hand. "It plays a big part in your love story with Damian."
"Who the hell is Damian!?"
"Watch your tone. You don't want to lose him. He's rich."
Frostbite looks between the two nervously as Danny throws his hands into the air with a huff. "Does he often speak of the future?"
"All the time. He thinks spoilers are funny when they really ruin all the excitement!"
Clockwork's eyes gleam. "Oh, there will be excitement, alright. And a lot of innocent hot dogs will forever be ruined."
"What does that mean?"
"It means we need to pay for this healer visit, then stop by the Truce center to get our visitors' passes processed. We're going on a life-changing adventure, baby!" Clockwork cheered, shifting into a teenager- he rarely used this form, but when he did, Danny knew he was going to have to work as the voice of reason for an annoying amount of time. "We're going to pose as runaway orphans on a quest for you to find your dad and for me to shake the hand of the most attractive time lord! Frostbite!"
The Yeti startles at the use of his name, twisting into a deep bow before Clockwork. "Yes, my lord?"
"Do you accept credit?"
"I do."
"Excellent, for I have forgotten my wallet." Clockwork reaches inside his chest, pulling out a plastic card and waving it around. "This is why we have the emergency credit card!"
Danny put his head into his hand. "This is going to be a long summer."
Danny accidentally reanimating a hot dog cart and stopping Jason from getting a Chili dog when Damian was upset at him is how Dead Serious meets.
Due to Clockworks fanboying over the Speed Force, Danny is the mature one for once, just long enough to be deemed as both powerful and appropriate to socialize with. Then Damien gets the feral racccon boy side that slaps his inner animal lover.
Damian has to think very hard about if reanimating is a Martian trait or not, Batman is upset that he can't immediately say no it is not.
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A new brainworm! What if Zelink met as kids first 🥺?!
It'd be so cute if little Link was temporarily assigned to guard & watch over little Zelda ahhh
And then they meet again 7 years later when Link gets re-stationed at the castle!!
Height difference reversal yipeee
No calamity in this AU I think!
Link is slightly older than Zelda, but not by much. I just imagined little Link trying to mother hen little Zelda and it's so cute! He tries to get her to stick to her proper bed time and prayer time, but Zelda is too good at sneaking around😂
Link is probably a bit of a stick in the mud in this AU, but tbf he is responsible for the safety of the kingdom's darling little princess. He takes his job very seriously (as seriously as a 12 year old can lmao)
They become besties eventually, Zelda dragging him around all over the castle causing mischief and shenanigans!!
But then Link pulls the Master Sword after a few months, so he's relieved from duty of being Zelda's guard & gets sent out to train / eradicate monsters all over Hyrule. Zelda loses her friend :(
And then the reunion happens 7 years later!!! Zelda remembers Link being so much taller than her back then, always nagging her like a mother hen, chasing her around the castle court whenever she skipped prayers, etc. He got riled up so easily it was kinda cute. She looks forward to meeting her childhood bestie again...!!
But the Link she reunites with is quite different. For one, he's smaller than her now (cute). But he's also gotten so serious and quiet. When Zelda suggests mischief to get a rise out of him, he just quietly nods and follows behind her silently, like a guard that he should be... How boring! He must've gone through quite a lot to have changed this much.
Now Zelda is on a mission to get past Link's serious mask and befriend him again!
And ofc they eventually get together! Don't mind the alpha/omega assignment in the 2nd pic hehe I just thought younger Zelda topping older Link would be sooo cute, ok I'm done rambling thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.
the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.
anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.
Ganondorf: "I will crush any opposition. I will--"
Link: "Hang on." *Opens inventory and eats 400 apples* "Okay, now I'm ready!"
Ganondorf: "..."
Ganondorf: "What."
Jason getting pregnant from a one night stand threesome on a mission? But Wes and Danny also gave fake names.
It's interesting if Jason is trans or something, but it's a hundred times funnier if he's cis.
"Yeah, sorry Mr. Todd. We're not sure how this happened either, or even how this is biologically possible. But you are 100%, beyond the shadow of a doubt, double-triple-quadrouple-checked.... Pregnant."
'...how the fu-'
And now Jason thinks that like. He slept with a Metahuman whose power is being able fuck with people's bits or something. Because while admittedly he hasn't checked recently, as of the last time he got a scan, HE DID NOT HAVE A FUCKING UTERUS. And this is kind of a dangerous thing to have roaming around, because what if this isn't the only alteration that can be caused? What if this sort of power was used maliciously to like, make someone's liver disappear or something???
And an abortion is fairly out of the question for a number of reasons. First of all, how is he going to find a doctor who is confident to perform the proceedure on someone who was, for all intents and purposes, ENTIRELY BIOLOGICALLY MALE until recently???
Not to mention that Jason was also raised Catholic, and may have grown up with a fairly anti-abortion stance. He doesn't seem like he'd be against it fully at this point, because he understands that people have a lot of reasons for wanting/needing one. However, has he EVER been the sort to have the same standards for himself as for everyone else? Nah. He took 'the only moral abortion is my abortion' and flipped it to 'the only immoral abortion is my abortion'. He may not be emotionally prepared to raise a child, but he is absolutely unwilling to get rid of it. Why? Who fucking knows. Self-sacrifical tendencies? Unwillingness to hurt a kid, even one who doesn't actually exist yet?
Also, maybe Bruce told him that keeping the baby wasn't a good idea, and FUCK BRUCE. Jason will do what he goddamn wants with his own body, thank you. So he goes looking for the other possible parents, because they have a right to at least know they have a kid. And also he wants to know how the fuck this happened.
Only, 'Freddy' and 'James' who he hooked up with DO NOT SEEM TO EXIST WHEN HE LOOKS FOR THEM? Admittedly, going on a first name and a vague recollection is not easy. So he tries to consult his suit/civie clothes camera. His footage is somehow buggy as fuck, and he can only BARELY get a clear view of 'James' for a few seconds. But it's at an awkward angle, and it does absolutely nothing to help his search. Because unfortnately(only in hindsight), the only clear shot he has is one where his shirt was on the floor, awkwardly recording the ceiling and 'James' happened to walk over it. Jason has a clearer recording of his junk than his face. But unless he's a well-known porn star, that's probably not gonna be helpful.
One other thing that may make this more complicated, is that he has to track down both of them. Because, uhm... Well, he may have bottomed for both of 'em. Don't judge him, okay? He was having fun. But that means he has no idea which one is the father. Well- Other father? Whatever.
His search is completely fruitless, and after almost a month of looking with zero new leads, he's almost ready to give up.
And then 'James' crashes back into his life dramatically. Specifically, in the form of following Bruce around and agressively asking for an interview for the Gotham Gazette. And apparently, his fucking name is WESLEY WESTON? Jason might have gotten knocked up by someone named WESLEY FUCKING WESTON?
Well at least now the fake name makes sense, escpecially if this guy's a decently well-known reporter. Anonymity is kind of difficult when somebody knows your name from an article you wrote about Luthorcorp's unsafe use of lead in the workplace. Which- Actually was quite a good article, though Jason has questions about how Wes sourced several of the things he said.
Jason then essentially kidnaps Wes in broad daylight- Like, essentially just grabs him and walks away. Then plonks him down and says 'Hey, we hooked up a while back. And you may have gotten me pregnant.'
Wes remembers this because he does not have a lot of hookups. He is fairly dismayed at having been 'tracked down', and is even MORE dismayed at the knowledge that he apparently hooked up with Bruce Wayne's son. However, at the statement that Jason is apparently now pregnant, he just. Bluescreens. And then eventually asks HOW? Which means that if he's the Meta, he's unaware of it. Great. He then asks if Wes has a way to contact 'Freddy'. Wes balks, but clearly knows something.
After enough pushing, Wes finally admits that he does have contact information for the now correctly-named Danny Nightingale. Who apparently already has children, so this is going to be interesting. And while Jason makes direct contact with Danny, he also decides to start digging independantly. Because if he felt the need to use a fake name, and there is NOTHING easily available online about him, that raises some red flags.
Eventually, Jason discovers that the reason Danny is so intent on hiding his identity from the world is because he's a heavily Wanted missing person, and suspected as a vigilante.
Sweet Jesus, Jason's life just got more interesting. Is this why Bruce said hookups are bad ideas? Because sometimes they result in national incidents??? How the actual fuck was he supposed to predict ANY of this?
He needs a fucking drink. But he can't even have one for another eight months. Fuck his fucking life.
First off, Freddy for investigative journalist Wes is probably unintentionally amazing. Freddy Lounds is the annoying tabloid reporter that harassed Will Graham in Hannibal. She(in the tv series)(it's he in the books) also is a red head!
Is this a post AEA/GIW thing? Did danny go domestic terrorist to get things fixed?
Yes Jason, we just made your life very complicated.
Can you imagine the aftermath? Wes and Danny aren't properly together. Wes is not ready to be a Father, and their history makes it difficult.
So they hook up with the hot guy during their bi monthly hookup. He was dead at some point, but honestly, not that uncommon on this planet. He's not that strong anyways.
Now Danny has to deal with the fact he, yes it was him, managed to Ecto-wish a uterus into a random guy and get him pregnant.
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Link without Zelda = Hateno Villagers: Who is this random guy?
Link, with Zelda = Hateno Villagers: Link, Zelda’s random guy!?
Perry the Platypus type shit. I literally own a house here. In the text Link goes everywhere with Zelda, how did y’all forget I exist lmao. Maybe Link looks like such crap after the whole gloom poisoning zonai arm thing they don’t recognize him or something idk. Poor guy lol
The whole school and teaching plot line is so cute though. I love it so much
this has been one of THE most requested outfits (like across every platform this series has been shared on) so I just hope it lives up to expectations!!
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