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Meanwhile, At the Hall of Justice!
Booster Gold sat at the reception desk of the Hall of Justice. He managed to annoy some of the higher level heroes in the field and was demoted to desk duty. But that embarrassing story is irrelevant, because Booster was currently staring slack jawed down at the stack of legal documents he was just handed.
"Wait, wait, wait! You're SUING, the justice league!?" Booster demanded. The hero was looking back and forth between the stack of papers he was just served and the skinny younger man that just handed them over.
Danny adjusted his tie, glaring at the golden hero with a dead, emotionless expression. "More specifically? I am suing Batman as a member of your organization. As your Watchtower is in orbit, I was unable to serve papers there outside of the domain of American law. However, your organization of unlawful, colour-coded, thugs has this headquarters in Washington. So I am delivering these papers on behalf of my family, that I am representing in this case."
Booster Gold was flabbergasted, baffled, positively slobberknockered. Booster flipped through the legal documentation without a clue as to what any of it meant. "I-! But-!" Booster paused his stuttering and took a deep breath. "Whyyyyyyy though!?" Booster almost cried, drawing out the first word. Booster gold was prepared for almost any kind of attack. He could deal with bombs, gas attacks, giant robot dolphins, even a drunk supervillain throwing haymakers. But a LAWYER? What the fuck!?
Danny sneered at the confused man sitting before him. "I am suing Batman and at least three of his identified children for various crimes, that apparently law enforcement refuse to hold you all accountable for." Danny declared, reaching over to the stack of legal documentation in front of Booster Gold and flipping through it to point towards each grievance in writing as he spoke.
"Illegal surveillance, hacking, stalking, breaking and entering, destruction of private property, theft of intellectual and physical private property, destruction of private property, trespassing, assault and battery, assault with a deadly weapon, and attempted kidnapping. All without any ACTUAL, law enforcement authority present and no warrant to excuse their actions." Danny's stone cold demeanor cracking with every charge he laid on the desk. By the end of his list he was angrily spitting out his words.
"As Batman and his 'Bat family' operate under the banner and employment of the justice league, I am holding your entire organization liable and am suing you to the tune of a hundred million dollars. I'll see you in court." Danny practically hissed out his last words before turning and storming out of the front doors of the hall of justice, the last thing he heard was Booster Gold activating his communicator and telling someone;
"Hey guys? I think Batman fucked up."
Danny Fenton, 23 years old and only just starting his career in law was beyond furious.
Everything had been going so good for so long.
Parents? Took the reveal of him being Phantom with a minimum of fuss.
Jazz? Working through her final thesis at Arkam Asylum.
Tucker and Sam? In university and in some witch school respectively.
Ghost attacks? Done with after Pariah. Nobody but Skulker wanted to fight with him anymore and he had helped the DECENT, members of his rogue's gallery get better outlets for their obsessions.
Vlad? The Fruitloop has been at the Far Frozen off and on for years now getting psychological therapy and treatment for the ectoplasmic rot that was driving him insane. Vlad's become downright tolerable in the past few years.
Dan? Also in therapy and running Vlad's company with slightly better morals than Vlad had.
Dani? Traveling the world and spending Vlad's money.
Everything had been going SO GOOD that Danny needed a new outlet for his obsession with protecting people. Danny's solution? Become a defense attorney. A shockingly easy task once his core latched onto law as a way to protect.
And now after all of his hard work? Studying, learning, passing the bar? His first case isn't going to be protecting someone as a defense counsel. He's suing the HELL, out of Batman.
Apparently Jazz was too good at Arkham. Her work with those lunatics and some offhand comments about home had her investigated by the Bat family. Digging into Jazz's history brought them to Amity and to Fentonworks.
Those costumed thugs instantly labeled his parents evil mad scientists. They hacked into Fentonworks and found his parents old blueprints for anti-ghost weaponry and worse, the ghost portal.
That alone would have been enough grounds for this lawsuit. But the guano goons decided to do worse. They deleted and stole schematics for the ghost portal and weapons. Then those idiots broke into Fentonworks. Thankfully Technus had upgraded the security systems... and made them less homicidal. The bat family couldn't destroy the video evidence from the security cameras.
Every time Danny watched those videos his fury grew. Batman, Batgirl, and Robin breaking into the lab. Smashing, stealing, sabotaging whatever they deemed 'dangerous'. Thank god his parents noticed before they could do anything to the ghost portal.
The Bats clearly were NOT, prepared for Jack Fenton to kool-ade manning his way through a steel reinforced wall. His parents instantly went on the offensive, always prepared to start blasting and beating down any threat. Danny has to be careful that he doesn't crush whatever he's holding when he watches the mother get slashed with a GOD-DAMN KATANA, and then knocked unconscious by Batgirl.
If it wasn't for his Dad taking a batarang to his shoulder and hurling most of a steel table at Batgirl and Robin, they were planning on kidnapping his mother. They already had her wrists bound behind her on the ground.
Danny's never been happier about his fathers ridiculous strength than in that moment. Because that was clearly the reason that Batman and his kids retreated, unprepared for Jack's willingness to destroy his own home if it meant keeping his family safe.
Danny TRIED, to get them arrested. But he couldn't even get warrants for their arrest put out. So suing them in civil court was the next best idea that Danny could do. Once that caped cock-head was in front of him across the court room, he could get SOME kind of justice.
On the Watchtower, Batman felt a migraine coming on.
Danny is a broke College Student, and the Ghost King getting constantly summoned. And he's getting completely stressed out, and needs a way to make money fast.
He's been hearing about all of these Gacha Gambling Games, and he gets an idea ...
^0^
The Justice League are losing their minds right now.
When JLD came up saying that a new Ghost King was crowned, they wanted to do a threat assessment despite Constantine's objections. So they did the usual summoning ... but what they were not prepared for, is how tedious it is to summon the Ghost King.
First they needed MONEY to get some kind of Ecto-Crystals which eerily look like Kryptonite - and then draw up ANOTHER Summoning Circle, because the first Circle is used to 'buy' Ecto-Crystals, and then use the Crystals to Summon the Ghost King.
Except that's not what happens.
The circle glows blue, and they are ready to do a threat assessment ... only for a bunch of junk to drop into the circle. And a single note to appear, as Batman picks it up and read - "You got junk. Roll again?"
The Young Justice instantly clock this as a GACHA GAME.
And now the Justice League have been trying to get the Ghost King for the past MONTH and they keep either getting junk, 4-Star Items and Ghosts - the most annoying one calling himself the Box Ghost - and by the time they get an actual 5-Star ...
It's not even the Ghost King.
It's one of the ANCIENTS and even they know about the Gacha Roll and are having fun with it, much to the Justice League's growing headache.
And now, it's been 3 months and even Superman can see Batman slowly losing his mind to the stupid Gacha Game.
What’s better than WTNS Danny shying behind Bruce when he gets spooked? Danny moving in front of Bruce as a reflexive shield at the first sign of trouble
Danny, 14 and no more than 100lbs: *reflexively stepping forward to guard*
Bruce, a SOLID foot taller and weighs 200lbs more: hey??? NO????
Some people would call gothamites petty, but given that most of the USA population treated them as scum, they believed that their behavior was justified.
They didn't like tourists, to put it mildly. Therefore, after learning that in their city were people on a field trip from Amity Park who could not leave Gotham for several days due to weekly escape from Arkham, the news channel immediately decided that a short interview from the guests would definitely amuse the locals. The reaction of outsiders never ceases to be ridiculous.
Reporter: ~Good afternoon~ Gotham News! May I ask you to share what you liked most about our wonderful city?
Mr. Lancer*still in a cold sweat and looks at every passerby as a potential villain*: Uh, no, me..It's so unexpected. Well, first of all, people here are very…
Danny *is high after the tasting samples Dr. Crane gave him for free and is extremely eager to share his happiness with others*,* picks a microphone*.
Danny: Gotham is the best city in the world! Like seriously, damn, I'd like to die here. Although there are constant shootings somewhere, half the time people don't even shoot at me! I haven't been this relaxed since middle school! And in the evenings, there is often such a pleasant scent of fear and despair on the streets. This fear toxin of yours is a real miracle! It's sooo good!
Sam *decides to take the initiative in her own hands before Fenton says too much*: Personally, I am very pleased with the number of green spaces you have in your city. It's nice to see that here eco-activists are really being listened to. Also, the fact that most restaurants have a thoughtful menu for vegetarians left a very pleasant impression.
Dash in his favorite T-shirt "it's not gay if he's dead": Four words. Hips of Red Hood. The fact that it is not marked in the guidebook as the main attraction of the Crime Alley is a real crime. This dude clearly never skips leg days. My respect.
Tucker: What can I say? The speed of internet here, even during villains attacks, is absolutely unbelievable. I don't want to leave this place.
Jazz: I love Gotham! Finally, I was able to buy all the works published by Dr. Harleen Quinzel. *girl picks up an impressive stack of books* For some reason, they are not available online.
The camera points at a red-haired guy with a twitching eye.
Wes: I'm 85% sure Bruce Wayne is Batman. I have a proof and I am ready to provide it.
A girl with a "Good Guess" pin from Riddler enters and takes camera away from conspiracy theorist.
Star: Sorry, he slipped out at night and went to look for problems. Again. Don't pay any attention to him. He's always like this when he drinks more than two energy drinks in a row.
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Unique or well-executed tropes, all platonic edition! Just because I feel like it. (This post is updated as stories update/go inactive)
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City Pigeons Bleed Green by PaperPuffin
Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone. He's discovered by the Bats, who promptly adopt him. Lots of angst and trauma, skittish Danny, very sweet. 20/20 chapters
Ghosts, Legacies, and CPS by Ace_of_Roses & Karnia_Queen
Vlad calls CPS on Danny. To avoid being placed into Vlad's custody, he goes to a distant biological relative for help - Tim Drake. This one is literally so good. Lots of identity shenanigans. 6/6 chapters
Grave Promises by Blueseabird2
Dick Grayson was trapped in the Ghost Zone years ago and taught newly-Phantom Danny how to be a vigilante. After a reveal gone wrong, Danny seeks out Dick "years" later for help. 11/11 chapters
sacrificial bat by hollowgast1
Shameless self promo! Nowhere near the level as these others, but hopefully you still like it. Danny is summoned by a cult and forced to overshadow Tim. Angst and identity shenanigans. 8/8
Like Facing Off Against C'Thulu, but it's Really Just your Fears by nerdpoe
Emotionally devasating. Dick is vivisected by the Fentons and Danny rescues him. The Bats rescue Danny in turn. One of my all-time favorites that you must read. 4/4 chapters
TWINcognito Mode by nerdpoe
Another one of my absolutely favorites. Nerdpoe, you get me. Danny is Tim Drake's clone, and they decide to be twins (and mess with the rest of the family in the process). 6/6 chapters
The Bat Trap by Threee
The Parent Trap, but with the demon twins who don't know they're twins. This one is such a journey. 33/33 chapters
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Corrupted Respawning by CosmicDustPoltergeist
Another "Danny is Tim's clone" masterpiece. Danny is more of a chill guy than a weapon, so the Batfamily decides to adopt him. 21/?
those who serve. by aryelee
Reread this one a dozen times. Alfred adopts homeless Danny instead of Bruce and teaches him to be the family butler. Absolutely stunning. 8/9
Little Ghost by flowerpetal275
Danny holes up in an abandoned apartment building. Little does he know, the room next door is a vigilante safe house. Dick finds him and adoption shenanigans ensue. 8/?
Plurality by Biofuel
When the Fentons are arrested, the Justice League takes custody of Danny under the impression that he needs to be cured. This and the works inspired by it are very fun. 13/?
I thought you were gone (and you still found me) by TStarOPines
Evil Vlad keeps Danny captive. Dan and Ellie are reverted to cores, which Danny is "incubating." The Bats rescue him. Trigger warning for assumed noncon (there is none). 23/?
Inhumane (It’s All In Gray) by AKelaNakamura
Beast Boy, stuck as a green dog, is captured by the GIW and escapes. The Amity Park kids have to figure out how to get him to safety as the GIW takes over. 9/?
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Keep thinking of Gardener!Danny working for the Wayne's.
Alfred could really use the help around the manor but because of the bat stuff, they're hesitant to hire even one housekeeper, instead, they hire someone to take care of the outside[grass, bushes, flowers, they even set up a little greenhouse with produce for the gardener to tend to so that Alfred doesn't have to go shopping as often to get regular groceries[stuff they keep almost constantly], a catnip/cat friendly plants patch so that Damian can have a supply for stressed out strays and Alfred(the cat), and another small patch of medical herbs.]. While it doesn't sound like much at first, having someone to tackle the outside chores has been a huge help to Alfred, who can focus more on the inside of the house, and of course everyone agrees to do a better job of picking up after themselves.
Anyway, back to the gardener. They found Danny at a cemetery, hes a night watchman, but he also grew flowers on the property so he could honor the graves, mostly of people who didn't have anyone else to mourn/honor them. He peaked their interest because he seemed so unbothered by everything, and didn't ask questions[and the gentleness and respect of which he treated the graves, regardless of who that person was alive may have played a part]. Alfred was the one who offered the job, of course, and Danny agreed as long as he could keep his night job.
As the gardener Danny doesn't need to step foot in the house, the furthest hes gone in was the sitting room when first meeting the family, and the back patio where Alfred would offer him iced tea, and lemonade after a hard day of work when its particularly hot. Honestly Danny doesn't even interact with most of the Wayne's regularly, Alfred mostly, sometimes Bruce, and rarely Damian, and Jason, and hes fine and happy with that(though he does feel constantly watch, but he just figures that its a security system, which given the Wayne's wealth, is fair).
Idk what to do with this going forward, I just like this general idea.
I do think a cool story idea is someone trying(and mostly failing) to breed Blood Blossoms because it works against XYZ JL member for some reason, and since Danny has shown a lot of knowledge about plants(thank you Sam and Frostbite), he decides to ask Danny about them from the point of view of Brucie finding these rare flowers and wanting to know what they're called so he can have Danny plant some. Now, whoever was trying to breed them was only mostly failing, the flowers they got were in no way as potent as blood blossoms because they are already extinct, super fragile/touchy, and notoriously difficult to breed(there's a reason they went extinct in the first place), but they still effect ghosts to some extent, causing a severe rash that, while not fatal if briefly touched, prolonged contact can lead to a severe allergic reaction. Due to the breeding and dimmed effects, Danny can't recognize them at first, and takes the flowers from Bruce to get a better look, only to immediately have a rash spread up his arm and for him to drop it while cradling his now itchy and burning arm while Bruce looks so freaking confused, his mind going a mile a minute.
So Skulker takes a trip to Gotham, and he's there on business.
This man has heard so much from beyond the grave about these "bats" and how they've claimed Gotham for themselves, and in order to be the greatest hunter, he has to at least get on up on his wall.
Unfortunately for the bats, one of the bats' biggest weaknesses is magic, and ecto tends to share many traits and rules with it. Skulker's also armed with not only his usual hook, but a missile launcher, sword launcher, mounted ecto goo launchers, and a jetpack.
Danny happens to be in Gotham as well, though for an entirely different reason: College. He's finally got life going right. High grades, no late night ghost fights, and he's even got a date with that cute guy from the campus coffee shop!
Everything is going fine... until he has to ditch Tim and go ghost in an alleyway because apparently Skulker has decided he can't have peace anywhere he goes.
Cut to Bruce and Dick struggling against this glowing mechanical ghost with flaming green hair. The guy has promised to turn them into rugs at least 4 times in the past 5 minutes, and frankly it's not looking good. Normal attacks aren't working, their coms are full of static, and running isn't an option this high up unless they can get to the other side of the rooftop.
Luckily, a certain phantom arrives just in time, pulling the guy up for a more even fight. All they can gather from the hunter's screams of rage and the phantom's taunts is that the white haired one is called a halfa? and apparently this isn't their first meeting.
One fight later, with the bats regrouping, and Danny managing to slip away thanks to some glitching security cameras. Skulker was safely contained in the Fenton Thermos and Danny had managed to get ahold of his armor after the fight. Now even if he sends Skulker back to the ghost zone, he won't be much of a challenge without his armor.
Danny texts Tim an apology for ditching him, then shoves as much of the armor as he can into his closet.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Meanwhile the bats, especially Bruce, are stressing. Who was that guy that tried to skin them? Who was this Phantom guy? What species are they? How do they know each other? Where did they come from? etc, etc.
Tim can't even respond to that Fenton boy because he's so caught up in tracking these guys down.
Give it a week or so, the excitement has died down a bit. Tim finally takes a break after Alfred insists, and they go out finally. They head to the planetarium, check out a photography store, and stop for coffee. Eventually they decide to head to Danny's apartment and play some games before the day's over. Danny leaves Tim alone for just a moment to grab snacks from the kitchen.
So far everything's going great! They have similar interests, similar music taste, and they both like cyberbullying Lex Luthor on Twitter. What's not to love?
Well, a lot, Tim realizes as he stares at the suit of very familiar armor Danny has stored in his closet.
