From the Outside looking In.

Mu Qingfang: Just give it a shot. We can start with something easy. How do you start your day?

Shen Jiu: As everyone does, I get out of bed and clean up myself

Mu Qingfang: That's good...

Shen Jiu: Then after I'm washed and dressed, I stand in front of a mirror and remind myself that all men are monsters including myself and everyone will leave me eventually

Mu Qingfang: ...

OP: "Grandpa made this for Dad when he was a child, and now it's been passed down to my son."

He is literally a blob, maybe one developing eye or maybe he is blind and has a little antenna. When he grows into a more mature eldritch being it will either fall off when his third eye develops or continue growing to eventually be used as a lure like an angler fish.

Due to cosmic shenanigans Constantine is watching over Danny during the equivalent of tummy time for the baby eldritch. The Flash being like he's so ugly, where can I get one? He keeps poking an annoyed Danny who decides he's had enough and inhales like Kirby and their speedster is gone.

Constantine: this is why you don't poke baby eldritch monsters, let alone one that's annoyed by you Speedsters who knows better than to mess with time.

Baby blob Danny: *drooling*

Constantine: don't worry, he's not eating him he's just using him as a teething toy. Once we burp him he'll throw the speedster right up and everything else he ate to chew on.

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

Only they got to a point that there were so many vids, they wanted to create central site to upload all the short vids to find and share them easier. They encrypt the site to hell and back because if this gets out it could be bad for the clones.

Only, Coruscant teens found the site. and then unencrypted it. and then shared it with everyone. All without the clones knowing so they just keep posting silly vines and unknowingly boost the public perception of clones across the republic. hell, across the galaxy.

"hi, im Mixer, and I am your freestyle dance teacher"

*video of Rex and Anakin chillin in a hotsprings after battle, Fives behind the camera: two brooos chillin in a hotspring, five feet apart cause they're NOT gay

a herd of AT-RT drivers, one looks to the others: Road work ahead? uhhh yeah, i sure hope it does!

random natborn: your all going to hell :D goodbye 👋 clones: *dying laughing*

Tup: Look at all those Nuna *a field of Tip-Yips*

*natborn model coming out of the water beautifully* *cuts to Monk coming out of the water* AUUSSHBLGLBGLBG

Waxer: hey how much money you have? Wooley: 69 cents Boil: oh! you know that means~ Wooley, crying: i don't have enough money for nuna nuggets :(

senior cadet: *stompies* junior cadet: daddy? senior cadet: do i look like-

*the teacher coming in saying hello the same way vine but its different clips of Obi-Wan's "hello there" spliced together*

Wolffe: two shots, of spotchka *poors half the bottle*

clone 1: what did you do? some poor clone with already questionable haircut: i. shaved. my eyebrows. clone 1: why did you do that!? clone 2: i don't know! :D

Cut and his wife being cute: Jessie, there to pick up rex: is that allowed? is that allowed?

Medic walking by: and they ere batchmates! bored clone on bedrest to heal: omg they were batchmates-

Sister: hey im lesbian Padawan Anakin: i thought you were Republic?

Thire: Commander look, its the good kush Fox, dead inside: this is the 1 credit store, how good can it be?

Fordo: theres only 1 thing worse than a rapist, BOOM 17: a child. Fordo: NO!!!

Howzer makes an edit of Orn Free Taa in the senate: no off topic questions- because i dont want to- no th- no. permission denied- thats an off topic question, NEXT- you have been stopped.

He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"

When he found and married my mom, he was nearly 45 and they had so much trouble conceiving that he went to a Guanyin temple supposedly "magical" for praying for children. When I was born (not a son, also an only child until now), my mom said, "when you prayed at the temple did you ask for a son?" He said, "Aiya, everyone is asking for sons, so I said any gender is okay. If I asked for a son, maybe we wouldn't have gotten a child because Guanyin's son quota is already used up. Do you want that to happen?" My mom laughed for days about "son quota" and continues to tell people about it today, but her honest answer was: "Any child is okay."

Jokes on them. They didn't specify a gender, so Guanyin Ma gave them a non-binary child!

More seriously: my dad doesn't care about sons. When I told my parents that I wouldn't marry or have children, I thought he might be disappointed, but he wasn't. Then again, maybe I should have expected that, given he tried to become a monk at 18 🤪 I think he said the thing about sons to poke fun at people who care too much about sons because he frankly thinks it's all a bit ridiculous. In his eyes, a child is a child, so what's the point in caring about gender? If the child "changes" gender, does it make a difference?

palpatine goes down in history as a financial disaster afetr being assassinated by the endless stream of people sent against him by all the pissed off rich people who ended up being threatened to be taxed extra to make up for palpatine's wreck of the budget

Scandal, senator then Chancellor now reveals long term corruption and abuse of senatorial powers and connects to skirt around ethics, citizenship and sentient rights to further personal relation with minor ward of the Republic, pushed into Jedi care to set up potential scandal for the Jedi? Why? for plausible deniability?

And then stalls Republic investigations and senatorial debates to provide protections and sanctions for future cases of clones or at risk and vulnerable peoples!

Audacity of the sheer scale he sought to work and manipulate the system!

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