“too young to be a 90s kid but close” aesthetic:
-nyan cat, llams with hats
-owls. everybody loves owls–
-minecraft before the jungle biome. minecraft hunger game servers.
-long sleves under tank tops…jean skirts with… leggings…. dc shoes… shell shoes…
those 60 seconds multiplication tables. the big blocks with 100 squares, but the strips of ten squares, the single squares? also shape wooden blocks. yellow hexagons, green triangles, blue diamonds, youd make pictures with them.
-morning circle. playing 7 up at school.
-u knew the cookout was lit when they had huggies those juice barrel drinks that u bite the top foil
-nintendogs on your grey ds plus cooking mama
-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-
-zebra. print. everything.
-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate
-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14
-shark boy and lava girl. sky high. stewart little. minutemen. halloweentown. the thirteenth year (mermaid). smart house. spy kids. twitches. princess protection program (bonus points if you watched it live and counted how many times they said princess). lemonade mouth.
-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play
- “mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website”
- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo
- “disney!! three six five!!!!!”
- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES
- was… was kidpix a thing
-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids
-alvin and the chipmunks covers.
- school store! get me a pencil grip for a quarter.
-crimp your hair bitch… or straighten it. or clip in feathers. or strands of dye-
-wheezers ‘beverly hills’ on the playground. we will rock you on the bus.
-camp rock. highschool musical. epic disney crossovers.
-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren’t shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)
-lisa frank folders or those folders with close up of dogs and cat faces
-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns… hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,
-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest
-clUb PENGUIN. wizard 101. pirates of the carribean online. webkinz.
-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams
-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it
-in the wee hours of the night you could hear… hear the chia pets taunting you
-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam. tamagotchis.
-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT
- “HERE I AM IN UR LIFE… HERE U ARE IN MINE… YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE… MOSTT OF THE TIME”
-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!
-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD
-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? ) with the sound off… memorizing cheat codes… square circle square-
-the fucking wii… making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade
-slap slap slap… clap clap clap… SLAP SLAP SLAP…. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)
-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector and those transparent plastic papers
-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah…..)
-the dell computers took over
-bruh message me on msn… then skype
-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could
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-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes
-the fortune tellers… pick a color… blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number… ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids
-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT
-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival
-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone
-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
-that rabits game… let them go to the moon
-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH
-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit
-stealing ur cousins gameboy
-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.
-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,
-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)
-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE
-when the phone rings in school “THE PHONE… THE PHONE IS RI N G ING”
-“WAZZZZUUPPP!!” “WHAZZAAAAHHP!!”
-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out… who who? who?
-We all want to forget …. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..
-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome… or the spongebob episode with wormy… or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob episode…
-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder. Coraline gave me NIGHTMARES fuck!
- I LIke to move it move it…
-where the sidewalk ends from the school library… with goosebumps and diary of a whimpy kid.. BOOK FAIRS
-THOSE GYM SCOOTERS. FOUR SQUARE. KICKBALL. THE PARACHUTE THING.
-no one knew how to use a fucking green screen
-🎶 we the peoplee… in order to form a more perfect union…🎶 conjunction junction whats ur function 🎶
