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shang qinghuaās system decides to punish him for messing up the plot however with its new feature shang qinghua pushes the punishment later and later.
it is now in the immortal alliance conference that he collapses spasming in pain as his qi runs rampant and he has a qi deviation.
due to the large power of the punishment it affects his cultivation and shang qinghuaās godly powers sorta come back. his eyes glow golden and he attacks everyone.
heās beating practically every cultivator even yue qingyuan when he steps in.
thereās lightning crackling every time shang qinghua attacks and the devastating losses only end when the system is satisfied with shang qinghuaās punishment.
shang qinghua is on the brink of death due to the deviation however to keep him alive his godly powers work to heal him as his eyes stay open glowing golden as his powers work to fix the devastation.
the cultivation world watches as the dead cultivators who lost after they tried to stop shang qinghua rise again alive and how the decimated area is fixed.
the glowing only ends once everything is fixed and shang qinghua is fully healed albeit still unconscious.
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theres a billion funny things about sophie and nates relationship but the best one is literally the first scene they share
because nate is SO REPRESSED that for the entire first season his entire background is Dead Son, Bitter Alcoholic, and Worked At IYS. you dont even find out about his wife until the season finale. this man is not giving ANYTHING away. you learn more about *elliot goddamn spencer* than nate in season 1, and elliot is a fucking government black ops spook
but then in the first episode hes like "we need a new face, we need somebody the mark doesnt know... omg lets go get sophie <3 shes so wonderful and amazing shes the best criminal youve ever seen" just bragging about his Not-Wife to anybody who will listen
and sophies like No No I'm Honest Now
and nate says I'm Not
and sophie has this little headtilt of like. holy shit he wants to break the law i HAVE to fuck him now. and the conversation goes on and nate asks if shes in and sophies head fucking VIBRATES from how hard shes nodding her agreement
and meanwhile parker hardison and elliot have to pretend theyre not watching their boss have weird grifter mindgame sex in a dirty alleyway
headcanon that shen jiu specifically wears the type of green that not only looks great with his skin tone (cool tone), but also unfortunately clashes with yue qingyuan's warm olive whenever he knows he will see yue qingyuan. in fact, all of his tastefully chosen furniture makes yqy look entirely out of place in his bamboo house, a slight that the both of them are very aware of
On his deathbed in his old age, SY transmigrates into a cultivator whose last wish was to get revenge on the $7;&!# who poisoned him!
SY: ... Okay.
Honestly, he had been perfectly content with peacefully going out after living a fulfilling life (although he never got rid of his status as Shen Patriarch thanks to his useless brothers who refused to get involved in the family business), but a second chance at life is good too... Wait, this is PIDW?!
... He takes it back.
After recovering (and learning how to use) his cultivation (for the first time), SY finally leaves the cave by blasting open the saboteur's cave-in job and strolls out to see where he was and what the situation really was. (He didn't trust the manic dying man fully.)
"S-sect Master?!? You didn't ascend?!"
Hm... so he's a the leader of a sect. It will make things difficult to investigate incognito.
SY put a finger to his lips and winked at the disciple who found him.
"There's a reason, so keep it secret for me," he whispered, startling the disciple even further. Perhaps this was all a hallucination...
Leaving the disciple who was questioning life behind him, SY trimmed his beard short and used a disguise technique to change his hair and beard from white to black before continuing on his way.
After a thorough investigation, SY is thoroughly disgusted with what he found. The whole sect was riddled with corruption, and his own damn head disciple, now the "sect master," was the worst of the bunch.
His many years as the Shen CEO had honed his abilities at reading people, and his former head disciple had the scummiest look to him... honestly, how did the former owner of this body not see the hostile takeover assassination attempt coming?
Gathering together some of the most virtuous elders, SY revealed the current "sect master's" ugly deeds, including (but not limited to) SY's "own" assassination, bribing witnesses and forging evidence to falsely incarcerate prisoners, illegal acquisitions of treasures and secret manuals that often included manufacturing "accidents" for the original owners, and lusting after his head disciple.
SY could only sigh and shake his head.
"If you had openly requested the right to pursue her and had mutual affections, this would not be a count against you," SY said. He had allowed many a department romance despite the board's concerns back in the day. "However, to abuse your position and power over her to take advantage and manipulate her... this is not love but greed!"
With all the evil deeds aired out for the world to see, SY personally reached out and broke his former head disciple's cultivation.
What, just imprison or exile this bastard? No way. This wasn't a man who would take his punishment quietly.
SY was a retired old man! Why leave a thorn in his side? Just to have drama in the future?
Besides, there was going to be a lot of reformation work needed to scrub the "muck" out of Huan Hua!
Part of SY wondered if this would be a problem in the future. After all, Luo Binghe would take over this sect... what if part of his journey was to eradicate the corruption in Huan Hua?
... Oh well. Now that SY knew how terrible this sect was, he couldn't pretend not see it and leave this liability and disaster waiting to happen. LBH can just take over a "clean" sect. It'll save him some time.
With terrifying efficiency from his decades as the Shen Corporation's CEO, SY purged and restructured Huan Hua.
Yeah, some of the mess was the fault of the original owner of this body, but SY just blamed everything on the former "sect master" acting without permission. Anyway, he didn't do it.
Everyone had audits and multiple checks and balances to insure there wouldn't be as much power abuse and embezzlement. Everyone had to pull their weight, and ill-gotten goods were confiscated and the victims compensated.
What did a cultivation sect want with all this mortal money and goods anyway?! And what was with the slves?! They're a cultivation sect, where social classes didn't matter once you took the oath for "departing" from the mortal world!
The world's setting was unfortunate enough to include slvery, and it would be difficult to correct since cultivators shouldn't meddle in mortal affairs, but their sect didn't have to participate! Hell, it was only the now crippled former sect master the slvers dealt with, so wtf?! And what was he doing with them?! Lord knows there aren't any in the sect... so what was he doing with them?! SY decided to investigate himself.
Looks like the former sect master was just a middleman for some nobles ... the details were disgusting enough that SY blinded the slver ringleader out of spite. (Ostensibly for "corrupting" his former head disciple, but let's be real, the guy was so bad he didn't need help.)
On his way back to the sect, SY spots some asshole nobles running wild on horseback through the streets, nearly killing people, before a few street urchins got entangled.
One of them threw qi... SY narrowed his eyes.
After learning what he learned at the slvers about some nobles' preferences... He saw the noble lock on to the boy.
... Nope.
SY never had children himself - no one was romantically interested in him to begin with (author's note: haha.) - but his siblings had kids and he had lots of fun being the cool uncle. He was going to stab a bitch if that noble got his hands on that kid.
Shrinking a thousand leagues into one step, SY suddenly appeared in front of the boy, preventing the noble's guards from touching him.
Although he ignored the nobles' side, looking solely at the boy, SY allowed his aura to expand, stifling and cowing the noble and his guards to silence.
Even the ill-tempered horse stood silently and shivered in his presence.
"Let me see your hand," SY said gently and took the boy's hand to poke and prod at his meridians.
"Grandmaster!" SY's entourage quickly caught up with him, causing the noble and his guards to be even more alarmed.
SY just smiled warmly at them.
"Look," he said. "I found a good seedling."
"Grandmaster..." SY's assistant sighed. "Alright, let's take him in."
"W-wait!"
SY wanted to click his tongue. SOME people just don't have any survival instincts.
The noble behind them reached out. "That is ..."
SY's assistant did click her tongue and demanded, "Who are you to question the Grandmaster of Husn Hua?! You are not this boy's guardian or master, what right do you have to prevent our Grandmaster from taking him as a disciple?!"
The noble went pale and nearly fainted.
"Now now," SY chuckled. "He did see the boy first, I suppose. But I wager that our sect will cultivate this little seedling better than a noble's house would, so please excuse my impropriety in taking him away. Unless ... you had... other plans?"
The noble quaked under the increased pressure Huan Hua's Grandmaster exerted. He was sure the Grandmaster knew his evil thoughts... but then the Grandmaster withdrew the pressure and smiled pleasantly.
"Fret not, I will not let you go empty handed. Thank you for finding this good seedling for me."
! A cultivator tool for almost nothing! Who cares about some brat?! The noble party departed with great joy despite their former fear.
SY's assistant frowned disapprovingly.
"Grandmaster," she complained, "after what we learned, we know he had no good intentions. Why would you reward him?!"
A sly, fox-like smile flitted across the Grandmaster's face.
"The tool isn't worth much, nor is it something he could use to overthrow the Emperor with. But tell me. What do you think is more dangerous, owning a powerful tool or not being strong enough to own a powerful tool?ā
The assistant gaped. "You mean..."
"The ambition in those eyes is hard to hide, and a household that raised him to have such a temperament can only have a mire of enemies just waiting to drag them down. Whether they overestimate themselves and use it to attack others or others attack them to obtain it..." the Grandmaster trailed off before he chuckled. "Well, when you hear of their destruction, go get it back. We only permitted the Qius to have it, after all."
SJ stared at this bearded, white-haired man, eyes wide.
He had never respected an adult more in his life.
"Now then, let's get going and learn about this new little disciple on the way..." the Grandmaster said.
SJ snapped out of his confused daze. "W-wait-! Um... can ... can Qi-ge come too...?"
SY paused, noticing the other boy who had gotten hurt in the earlier scuffle
Ignoring his assistant's eyeroll, SY tsked tsked and picked the poor boy up, inspecting the scrapes and bruises.
SY suddenly paused and looked at his assistant. "Don't tell me I'm picking up every stray cat and dog. You take a look at his meridians too."
This other boy hadn't had his qi awakening yet, but his meridians were prime cultivation material!
The assistant gaped, then looked at one boy and then the next.
"When did cultivation monsters become as easy to pick up as cabbages on the side of the road?!" she squawked
Under SY, Huan Hua became a powerhouse among powerhouses. They were virtuous, upheld justice, and minded their impact on their surroundings. Their reputation soared with leaps and bounds.
SY's only regret was that his former head disciple's head disciple chose to withdraw from the sect.
Dammit! He had been preparing her to take over so he could retire!!! This is his brothers and the CEO position all over again!!!!
"... Why?" SY asked, preparing himself to rebut anything she said.
"... I wish to marry a demon."
... Okay, he didn't have an answer for that.
Fine, fine, have fun... at least Shen Jiu was shaping up to be promising. We'll just have to pass over SXY...
Before SXY left, she paused. "You... don't actually have any objections?"
SY could only sigh. "What good would they do? Demons who aren't automatically hostile are already so rare anyway. Just remember you have a home to come back to if you need it."
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Long story short, when XF transmigrates over after dying of his old age, he finds that Cang Qiong has been usurped as the number one sect by Huan Hua, the OPM and LPM don't exist, Shen Jiu is Huan Hua's sect master with Yue Qi as Huan Hua's head enforcer, SXY is Empress Xi Yan of the demon realm (to disguise herself and avoid troubling Huan Hua), and LBH doesn't exist as LBH.
Oh, and his favorite hater-turned patron-turned good buddy, whose death he mourned for several years before his own, is happily tending the vegetable garden rare herbs and plants in Huan Hua's back courtyard just like he had in retirement in the modern world. After royally screwing up every inch of the plot!!!
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What if, after the conference and the reforging of Zheng Yang and the making of the sword mound, Shen Qingqiu gets drunk? I mean, super drunk. Stumbling around drunk. Needs help getting home drunk. And since Binghe isn't around, it falls, naturally, to Ning Yingying to assist.
As she supports her shizun's drunk self back up to the bamboo house, Yingying can't help but worry. Her Shizun has never gotten drunk like this before; and though he isn't saying much, his usually stoic face is twisting in unusually open displays of emotion. It was...unsettling.
"Mm?" Shen Qingqiu turns his head to look at her. At the same time he stumbles, and Yingying has to quickly correct his balance. "Ah, careful, careful!"
Yingying feels the urge to smile. Her silly Shizun...
She smothers it.
"Yingying wonders if Shizun will do her a favor?"
The words take a visible moment to register. When they do, Yingying feels warmed that her Shizunās first response was worry.
"Is Yingying in trouble? Is someone daring to trouble my disciple?"
Yingying nods, mustering up all her daring. "Shizun has been, yes."
She watches his face closely, waiting only long enough for his face to twist in confusion before barreling forward. "Shizun has been grieving- no, Shizun, don't deny it. I have seen it. More than that, though, Shizun has been withdrawn and will not confide in even this Yingying. What is wrong, Shizun?"
Her shizun tries to deflect, but Yingying expected that. In a way she couldn't have when her Shizun was sober, she maneuvers him into a verbal corner, waits for him to make a mistake, then stikes.
"Shizun, what happened at the conference?"
It was strange to see Shen Qingqiu so open with his emotions. She almost didn't recognize the shapes his brows took or the curve of his mouth like this.
Almost.
"....Shizun looks so miserable. Was it really that bad?"
".......worse than you could imagine," he pauses, glances to the side. Something flicks through his eyes- Surprise? Outrage? Exasperation??- before focusing back on her. ".....if you truly wish to know, then it's best we speak elsewhere."
Yingying gets the hint. They continue to the bamboo house.
Once she's settled Shizun in on a seat, she takes the seat across, not daring to make tea lest Shizun changes his mind.
"Shizun, what happened?"
He purses his lips. "Yingting must promise to speak of this with no one-...."
-and for the next half-hour Yingying hears of the conference from her Shizun's perspective. The chaos, the fighting, and also- also-
Oh, A-Luo...he must have been so scared.
Shizun seems to agree. There's this far off look in his eyes as he explains how A-Luo begged and pleaded. He spares no detail of the confrontation, telling Yingying exactly what he did. What he said. Giving himself no excuses to hide behind as his eyes mist and stare somewhere past her head.
Yingying doesn't need to hear his reasoning. She can guess why he did what he did. However, she still asks him anyway. She just...needed to know for sure.
"They would have killed him, Yingying. A Heavenly Demon, discovered at the sight of an invasion in progress?" He shakes his head. "There is nothing so hated amongst the four cultivation clans as one with his blood. The Abyss is hell, but atleast he would live and come out of it stronger. Death is not something so easily beaten."
"I only regret," He continues. "That I said such terrible things to him before pushing him in." He deflated, hunching in on himself. "Undoubtedly, Binghe hates this master now; and while I know I deserve it, it is a hard pill to swallow."
Yingying blinks, silently reeling. She's barely processed any of that before she's blurting out, "Then why say it at all? Shizun is not usually one to say what he doesn't mean."
"This Master panicked. Binghe has always been so sticky. He needed a way to cut ties, otherwise..."
Oh. Otherwise A-Luo would just come right back.
Yingying understands now. Shizun...really had tried his best for A-Luo, hadn't he?
That said, "Shizun must know that A-Luo could never hate him."
Resignation lined his entire body. "You more than anyone must know that Binghe, while a sweet child, gives back exactly what is given to him." Which...yes, that is true. But still-! "If he returns, it will be to return the harm I've done to him ten times over." Shizun sighs, "But that's alright. This Master will accept whatever he plans to do with me."
She can see that, in this, Shizun is resolute.
Except...
Except.
Does it really have to be like this? When her shidi returns, will she really have to watch the two people she loves suffer and fight?
No. "Shizun should find a way to save A-Luo."
Shen Qingqiu watches her with confused eyes, but she is sure. Determined. It...almost seems to fill him with a new light.
"Remind me of this conversation tomorrow."
A month later, they have a plan, and it's simple: Shizun will find an item or spell that will allow he and Binghe to switch bodies. While Yingying is helping A-Luo readjust to the human realm and hiding that he's taken over Shen Qingqiu's body, Shizun will navigate A-Luo's safely out of the Abyss and return it to Binghe as soon as possible! This way, all debts are paid, and A-Luo won't be left to stew in suffering in a pit designed specifically just for that!
(And while Shizun is gone, Yingying can secretly dissolve the entire misunderstanding! A win-win!)
Yes, a simple, foolproof plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong!
Post canon Toph who doesnāt want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zukoās hospitality.
Zukoās like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first itās just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??
Zuko: I mean theyāre politiciansā¦..but also who, and when, and in what way
They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.
Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You canāt get ANYTHING by him???
#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: sheās my scribe
Danny Phantom really is a great concept for a comedy horror series. Itās too bad that concept had to enter the world through the mind of Butch Hartman.
Danny Phantom was the first fandom I was ever really active in as in I created theory and fanfic for it and Iāve been mildly disappointed ever since at the lack of vivisection on live subjects in every other internet community.
Teenage boy superhero is half dead and is hunted down by his own parents and possibly also his girlfriend and if his secret is revealed itās not his enemies that will be a danger to him, but his own loved ones. All of his enemies know his secret identity, in fact. That is such a fascinating concept that was semi-wasted on Nickelodeon.
I want that baby to be an absolute brat, and every time LBH doesn't agree with whatever the child want, the kid just go to Shang QingHua like "I have a better baba anyway"
The kid find it hilarious, Binghe is crying in a corner, QingHua is thinking about running away to avoid his untimely death (either by jealous BGH or SQQ not being okay with SQH not giving whatever they want to the kid) and SQQ is miserable about it, let him forget about what happen please !!!!
When they were little, their kid connected SQQ with 'strict but secretly soft baba' and LBH with 'crybaby baba'. Then the kid meets SQH, and gets confused because 'also crybaby, also baba?' and it's been hell for their real fathers since
When the kid got older, whenever LBH tried to parent them, they would get mad and say "I'm going to my better crybaby baba!!" And go find SQH. SQQ has to scold their kid for making their father cry again
When their kid is a teen, SQQ finally gets his kid to stop referring SQH as baba and instead as Grandpa. SQQ would rather not have SQH in his family at all, but that was the compromise
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i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like āwow humans are fucking wildā and took it
#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek
give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
āsirā¦theseā¦these humansā¦they greet each other byā¦ā *glances around before furtively whispering* āby clasping handsā¦ā
*prolonged silence*Ā āoh myā¦ā
āsirā¦sir how will we make first contact with them? surely weā¦we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??ā
*several pensive moments later*Ā ācontact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, heāll put his hands on anythingā
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they areĀ ādistant xenophobesā orĀ āhorny on main for humanityā. Also apparently this guy is Spockās great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkarās descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so Iām not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkarās descendants and humans, but Iām also notā¦.notā¦.saying that.
The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes CockraneāsāIām sorry, Cochraneāsāhandā¦ The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritualā¦ It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkarās part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.
Thatās why heās so slow in doing it, andĀ so sensual. A part of Solkar canāt believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him canāt believe how good it is.
I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkarās pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochraneās firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.
No wonder Solkar is all like,Ā āTAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.ā
#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew itĀ (via kittykatthetacodemon)
its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.
Legolas: Iāve never heard someone speak like that beforeā¦it was strange, and stilted, and you used full words the whole time.
Aragorn: Elves may sound fancy to us, Frodo, but they speak slang, and almost exclusively in metaphors.
Frodo: Oh.
Legolas: Aragorn has described it as āa monstrosity of a languageā.
Gimli: Dwarves have a better language.
Legolas: You do.
Gimli: Ha! You admit- wait, you admit it?
Legolas: Elves curse by using the names of trees. Tree names! You have actually cusses. Do you know what I would give to cuss, just once in my life, Gimli? Do you know what I would give to tell someone to f- f- f- I canāt even say it.
Gimli: You canāt say fuck?
Legolas: ā¦I have an idea.
-
Legolas: The-
Gimli: Fuck.
Legolas: -are you talking about?
Boromir: Why did we let the dwarf start swearing for the elf?
Aragorn: Because I canāt wait to see Thranduilās face when he finds out.
Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.
This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.
Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.
Maybe this is too many hobbits.
We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.
But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.
So away you go.
And things go bad in the worst possible way.
Over and over.
You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.
It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.
You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.
Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"
C'mon, man, this wizard party is righteous. I just saw some guy clap his hands together and say "interdimensional beer pong" or whatever, and everyone around him started doing a keg stand. The crowd didn't even cheer for him, that's how epic this party is. My ass is casting glowstick and level 2 weed gummy. I think I just heard "power word: rave" two groups over. You gotta come over here.
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so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?
turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".
turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.
but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.
now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.
anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.
