99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
No no, you're thinking of stalagmites and stalactites.
Bisexuals curve inward like an hourglass, while pansexuals curve outward like a(n American) football.
No, you're thinking of concave and convex. Bisexuals are a one-sided, two-dimensional surface with a boundary, and pansexuals are a one-sided, two-dimensional surface without a boundary.
No you're thinking of Möbius strips and Klein bottles. Bisexuals have bears, pansexuals don't have bears. (Phrased for maxiumum hilarity.)
No, you’re thinking of the North Pole and the South Pole. Bisexuals fuse atoms together into a new, heavier element, pansexuals split atoms apart into smaller elements and both release a ton of energy doing so
no, you're thinking of fusion and fission. Bisexuals result in two nuclei that are identical to the original nucleus. Pansexuals result in four nuclei with half the number of chromosomes of the original cell
No, you're thinking of mitosis and meiosis. Bisexuals are figures of speech comparing one thing to another using words such as "like" and "as." Pansexuals are figures of speech where a thing is said to be something not literally applicable.
Sorry, but you're thinking of similes and metaphors. Bisexuals are verbs meaning to effect something, while pansexuals are nouns that describe the changes that come from something happening.
You're thinking of affect and effect. Bisexual is when it's pronounced as a word, pansexual is when you pronounce the individual letters. Like NATO vs ATM.
That's not right, you're thinking of acronyms and initialisms. Pansexuals are the set of points in a plane equidistant from a fixed point and line, while bisexuals are the set of points in a plane defined by the constant difference between the distance to two fixed points.
Sorry, but you're describing parabola and hyperbola. A bisexual is when you make something more pleasing to look at by combining it with something else. A pansexual is when you say something nice to someone.
Um, actually, you're describing complement and compliment. A bisexual is when you have a segmented body and skeletal system on the outside, a pansexual is when you are a form of higher primate.
No, you’re thinking of arthropod and anthropod. Bisexuals are verbs that must have an object while pansexuals are verbs that don’t take objects.
You mean transitive and intransitive? I thought bisexual and pansexual meant day time and night time.
No, you’re thinking of diurnal and nocturnal. Bisexual is when two words sound the same but are spelled differently. Pansexual is when words are pronounced differently but are spelled the same.
No you're thinking of homophones and homonyms. Bisexuals are waves where particles move parallel to the movement of force, and Pansexuals are waves where particles move perpendicular to the movement of force.
Actually that’s longitudinal and transverse motion. A bisexual is a (usually fictional) person in a novel, play, film or other piece of media, while a pansexual is a picture, description, or imitation of a person in which certain striking characteristics are exaggerated in order to create a comic or grotesque effect.
Sorry, you're thinking of characters and caricatures. Bisexuality is the study of the history and origins of words, while pansexuality is the study of insects.
No, no, that’s etymology and entomology. Bisexuality is the branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis, and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower limb, while pansexuality is the branch of medicine dealing with children and their diseases.
I think that’s podiatrics and pediatrics. Bisexuality is when something goes up and down, pansexuality is when it goes side to side.
that would be vertical and horizontal! Bisexuality is when the people in a relationship lend each other electrons, and paansexuality is when they share electrons. Hope this helps 🙏
Sorry but you're thinking of Ionic and Covalent bonds. Bisexuals have angles that are less than 90 degrees, while Pansexuals have angles that are more than 90 degrees.
Oop that's actually acute vs obtuse. Bisexuals are simple and unicellular, whereas Pansexuals are more complex and multi-celled.
Incorrect. That’s the difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes. Pansexuals are igneous rocks that form underground, while bisexuals crystallize on the surface
No, no, that's intrusive vs extrusive rocks. Bisexuals inhabit the earth or underground, while pansexuals live on Mount Olympus.
No, no. You’re thinking of mortals and immortals. Bisexuals can regulate their body temperature internally, whereas pansexuals must rely on outside factors to stay at a comfortable temperature.
I think that's warm blooded and cold blooded. Bisexuality is when a system responds to a change with an equal opposing force, restablizing to its resting state. Pansexuality is responding to a change with more of that change, making it perpetuate exponentially.
