Altered Reality

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

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a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy anniversary peebrains

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees