i bite at the hand that feeds me

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

the nepo baby to director pipeline is creating and maintaining an alternate universe in movies and tv where everyone is rich even when they're not in the plot

my idiot son who thinks everyone lives in a mansion justtttt made another show and yes sydney sweeney will be there

you know if someone is promoting themselves as a marketing and branding expert talking about how celebrities brand themselves they're gonna be spewing some buuuuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiiit

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs

everyone in a band is evil because music is of the devil