Medieval Italian Inbred Toddler

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.