Medieval Italian Inbred Toddler

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

Yeah it was probably the wings

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

imagine being parched at night in ye olden days and having to put on your best turnshoes to go to the fuckin well in the dark to get some water because you forgot to fill up the pitcher before dark. going "fucketh mine lifeeee...." as you taste the clean as fuck medieval night water under a pristine sky 0% light pollution grumbling about having to trudge back home with this fucking pitcher now that you'll probably trip and spill half of

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

#mysamsara