Medieval Italian Inbred Toddler

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away