Medieval Italian Inbred Toddler

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

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forbidden blue raspberry candy

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time