Kittens with Jetpacks

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

Milftron 9000

Lucy from Reverse 1999

Hold on I gotta google something.

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

the cave diver was reduced to a giggle. He was pronounced happy one minute before rescuers arrived

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I'm not Christian anymore. I tell people my names "Lyle" and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me

sorry about the time a baseball pitcher threw you at me and I hit you with a bat and scored a home run to a chorus of sinful cheers and holy boos. I thought you were a baseball... 😎 wrong emoji 🤑 wrong emoji 🦶 wrong emoji 👄 wrong emoji 😷 wrong emoji 🛀 wrong emoji 😖

its cool man. water under the bridge

you did what you had to do and I get that