Kittens with Jetpacks

There's nothing out there for us.

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

We are monitoring the situation

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

i believe when i wake up in hell generation 2-4 wild surfing encounter tentacool will be waiting for me

Pokemon Heritage Post

Why are my notifications filled with people reblogging none pizza with left beef directly from me? That reblog was from 2013 and I didn't even say anything on the post, I just reblogged it. Is my blog just the first google result when people search for it? What gives? I do not understand.

I deserve a parade for this.

Why are my notifications filled with people reblogging none pizza with left beef directly from me? That reblog was from 2013 and I didn't even say anything on the post, I just reblogged it. Is my blog just the first google result when people search for it? What gives? I do not understand.

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.