Kittens with Jetpacks

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Moral of The Story: What?

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

There's nothing out there for us.

till the room doesn't smell anymore

till none of the room's characteristics are observable

We are monitoring the situation

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on