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momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

sorry guys im bored as fuck

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

reblog if you're literally 30+

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs