We're all dumbasses here!

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

"Homemade wine" you mean moonshine?

"I'm not selling. I'm sharing. The cash is for vibes"

"Homemade wine" you mean moonshine?

"I'm not selling. I'm sharing. The cash is for vibes"

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

he’s not a dilf but i’m glad he’s a dylf

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

that saultry little binch in STILL in the bottom lsft

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

#i think this is honestly the backbone of the appeal of the fake dating trope (i am a fake dating enjoyer) #the reason why the characters put so much unnecessary effort into the fake relationship tells you so much about them #does the idea of being someone who doesn’t really care about their lover disturb them? do they secretly care a lot about their fake partner #are they a person who needs to do everything well and with care even when it’s stupid? do they just commit REALLY hard to the bit? etc etc #ADDITIONALLY another main appeal of fake dating is the characters going ‘wow this is really easy and working really well for us’ #‘our fake relationship looks (and functionally is??) better than uncle carl’s 15yr marriage’ #‘which probably means nothing. i will not think about this in depth for at least another three chapters’ #you get it. you understand. i am sorry for the in-the-tags fake dating manifesto (via @river-gale)