We're all dumbasses here!

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

grace is living out his alien planet fantasies the weird alien outfits included

on sharing one's opinons

submitted by @hands-off-my-macaroni

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

Look, I know what happens if you put a poll on tumblr and make Vanilla Extract one of the options. 

The third or so person we interviewed was a man smoking on his balcony, who told us he was a professional smuggler, he has never gone to school, there was no running water in the village so they all have to drink alcohol all the time, and there was no school anywhere nearby, but that's okay because the local bar can teach children everything they need to know: to drink and brawl. And then he told us to send any other survey teams his way, because he'd be more than happy to help us out.

like this shouldnt be possible.

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?

be for real right now. if one hundred women would rather share one shitty 'chad' than be with you that says more about you than the women.

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

:)

This is a country of child killers

(Exporting+ downloading messed with the colours so much 😭😭😭 I swear ik how to do skintones)