We're all dumbasses here!

I feel like grace was in such a rush to turn that ship around and hightail it back to rocky that he was indiscriminate about what data he sent back. just shoved it all into the beetle probes, just to realize ‘ok so 20% of that data is scientific breakthroughs to save the world……..80% me and rocky’s movie reviews. and I def forgot to delete the fifteen minute long dance off. hm.’

I’m such a fake fan I can’t believe I forgot that in the book Rocky ALSO has burns on two of his arms from trying to contain the taumoeba leak and the journey to Erid starts with him being in a lot of pain

it’s kinda funny bc the videos of grace hanging out w rocky is the happiest eva stratt had ever seen him. like imagine guilts been haunting you and the laws been hunting you and for decades you have no idea if it’s been all for nothing and then….. first clip you see is the scientist and a sentient rock going “this is me and my BOI ✌️”

The thing is Grace absolutely cannot go back to earth under any circumstances because he did NOT have time to edit the video content on the beetles all his video diaries are on there and he absolutely cannot look an earth delegation in the eye knowing most of them have seen the fuckoff stupid shit hes done on those logs

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

A llama? He’s supposed to be DEAD!

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.