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summer is so great because there are angels with fat asses out there who wear those shorts with a lil bit of cheek comin out. god I'm already getting lightheaded

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

The Qanon people absolutely won the culture war, by the way, and all of you deeply impressionable yankees helped them win.

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

"The middle class is not our enemy" yeah and the people you need to be convincing of that is the fucking middle class.

Sorry I fucking hate these condescending ass posts. How dare the poor get uppity at people. Meanwhile half of the middle class is voting to eradicate homeless people off the streets.

They're okaying means testing because of racism and are fine with anti-homeless architecture because homeless people are dirty and scary and want candidates who are "tough on crime" I really do mean it. The people you need to convince of that are the middle class.

Like I find it hard to think of a position that more succinctly communicates "I never think about where anything comes from or how it's produced or how it's disposed of or the environmental costs of any steps in that process unless there's some sort of moral panic telling me to be concerned about it" than thinking that the "AI" part of "ads made with AI" is the part that's bad for the environment.

You couldn't make the Hundred Years' War in 2026, because of woke. They'd make Joan of Arc would be a puppygirl named Joan of Bark

getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned