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Jesus Tapdancing Christ... THIS is a good welt pocket and the people who designed Simplicity 2895 ought to be blasted well ASHAMED of themselves for the crap way THEY wanted a welt pocket made. *SNARLS*
This is how I learned to do it and a good example of what you want to see in a short form tutorial: pinning, pressing, seam finishing, good fabric handling.
I would mention that you can make the pocket facing with a small panel of your matching fabric that is visible and the rest in a lighter fabric to reduce bulk. That's a lot of denim layers for comfort.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - tailor the pocket you're making to what you're going to put in it. Keys, tools, and other hard objects that will grate on the skin, need a sturdy, thicker fabric between them and your skin.
THIS ISNT NORMAL? I always sew over pins because I'm lazy.
Afaik if the needle hits a pin the wrong way, it could break & get flung at your face and give you an unexpected piercing. It's definitely better to remove them.
30-year sewist here. Yes, hitting a pin can break your needle. It can also bend or break your pin. While I've never been pierced by flying bits of pin or needle (they bounce off skinâthere's very little momentum involved), it can be a real pain in the ass to dig the fragments out of your machine, and your fabric is usually more fragile than your body. In general, hitting a pin either does nothing or makes things go all fucky.
Also, it's worth noting that, because I wear glasses, I am less likely than non-glasses-wearers to take a piece of needle shrapnel in the eye, but more likely to end up with scratched lenses. Do with that information what you will.
*cools ur dashboard down*

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Despite everything,
890 days left
Authors, agents, publishers: every part of the industry is seeing the strain of five years of escalating anti-LGBTQ censorship.
if you'd like to show support, here are some upcoming queer books:
When Life Gives You Corpses is a brilliant YA about a cursed praying mantis who falls for a young witch. Yield Under Great Persuasion is a raunchy, but surprisingly sweet story about two men repairing their relationship. Fabulous Bodies is a horror story about a queer rockstar rising from the dead.
This is Where the Future Bleeds is a fantasy set in a vividly imagined land, where two women (who happen to kiss) are the key to healing the broken sky. You're No Better is a story about a teen struggling in the shadow of his murderous parent. Oil on Canvas is about a woman who finds disturbing paintings in the home of her dead mother.
and then here's a list of 26 queer books by Black authors set to publish this year, and a 10 upcoming books by trans authors. if you want to fight back against queer censorship, use your wallet! or (if that's not an option) you can contact your local library and ask them to stock a copy.
In addition: looking for indie publishers and queer bookshops is a great way to find and support queer authors and stories of so many infinite varieties! (The following suggestions are based on my UK-centric knowledge)
(Some) Queer Presses:
Lurid Editions are "a publishing project committed to intentional and conscientious acts of archival repair". They are "attentive to how marginalised histories are forgotten and remembered, [and] hungry to rediscover overlooked queer books". They've just received funding from Arts Council England to engage queer readers in a project to contribute to the archive!
Cipher Press "Weâre really keen on the idea that queer and minority stories are for everybody, and we want to make our books â and the stories they tell - accessible to all" (what an amazing mission statement!)
Anamot Press "Anamot [ÔąŐśŐĄŐ´Ő¸ŐŠ] means shameless in Armenian. âŁâŁAnamot Press publishes poetry and prose on intersecting experiences of gender, sexuality, race, migration, class, belonging and loss - with no shame."
(Some) Queer Bookshops
Queer Lit Oh man, I remember when this was just a tiny little shop, and now they're the biggest LGBT+ bookshop in Europe! They do amazing work in donating books about being trans to schools and parliament! They have a pay-it-forward board that will make you sob with its notes of love and support. (You can tell I wish I still lived nearby)
Lighthouse For Scottish friends - "a queer-owned and woman led independent community bookshop. We are an unapologetically activist, intersectional, feminist, antiracist, lgbtq+ community space"
Gay's The Word The OG Queer bookshop in the UK. One day I will make my pilgrimage!!
This really is just a tiny snapshot of all the amazing work of celebration and resistance that's being done for Queer literature at the moment. We live in frightening times, but I promise there is still lots of love and joy and hope out there in spaces like these. Support them in whatever way you can!!
this queer author is so very tired but I have a queer cozy fantasy that's out now (left) and a queer cozy horror that releases in July (right), both adult
The Keeper of Lonely Spirits is about an old man cursed with immortality, loss, grief, and the meaning of home
The Lord of the Wood is about a man having a queer awakening in an enchanted forest, the sister who comes after him, and realizing worth doesn't lie in usefulness
âthe millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in secondsâ lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru spaceâŚ. all they wanna do is look at some rocks⌠kiss an alienâŚ. find some space plantsâŚ.. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerdsâŚâŚ leave them oloneÂ
A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments
so, in other words,
Pretty much.
here have some size comparison
Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?
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So while itâs true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!
A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:
The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:
[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]
And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:
Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:
And since Serenity was mentioned tooâŚ
Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.
And for those interested in a visual comparison:
(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)
TLDR: The Millennium Falcon is pretty dinky, so I propose *true weed bus status* goes to the excellent smuggling ships of Serenity and La Sirena. The Falcon is herby demoted to man on his weed bicycle with his pet monkey and a gun (to be clear the monkey is Solo)
This is the analysis I am here for
I was gonna say itâs more like a weed guy and his 1986 Honda Civic hatchback.
The beast will run rampant tomorrow... For now, Tired Beast Thursday
Advice that is just as valid today as it was 800 years ago...
Beware the mysterious women who are too beautiful and move strangely. They are not human and will steal your identity.

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Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.
[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by SUE the T. Rex on August 12th, twenty twenty-two. It reads: TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY! THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY SUE HENDRICKSON FOUND ME IN THE GROUND! CELEBRATE BY CREATING CHAOS IN A MIDWESTERN CITY. EAT RAW MEAT OUTSIDE. SCREAM AT PUBLIC ART. MAKE AN ENEMY OF A STATUE. BULLY A MAMMAL. SECRETLY BE TENDER. SCREAM AT A ROCK IN THE SKY! End ID.]
Okay. This is probably gonna be hilariously stupid, but I am out of better ideas.
I'm researching a thing, and I need to ask someone some questions.
I need to talk to somebody that owns, runs, or is highly placed enough at a tech-adjacent company that they make decisions about it.
"Tech-adjacent", in this case, means not only full-on tech companies but any company that employs programmers, coders, and/or software engineers. This can include indie game studios (if they're big enough to employ people), art collectives that employ at least one full-time Speaker to Computer, and/or ANY company with a web presence complex enough to need one or more full-time people to maintain it. This also includes any business looking to fill such a role as of nowâin fact, someone actively on the hunt would be ideal, but anybody vaguely boss-shaped in a techy space will do.
I am prepared to bribe you for answering my questions OR for connecting me to someone who can.
Depending on what part of the planet you're in, I have several different bribes available, including art, baked goods, textiles, and/or mind-blowingly good fic of your most beloved blorbo. I'm also open to other suggestionsâlike, if you really want me to sing you "Happy Birthday" or something, I'm down.
So if you are this person, or know this person, or have an email address for this person, hmu. If you're not, please signal boost.
I'm trying to help a friend.
Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
i'd also like to add on: the japan foundation
the queer liberation library (US only, doesn't verify your location however) literature translation institute of korea
I'm sure it's been added a million times, but that's not how you spell Gutenberg. Here's the correct link to Project Gutenberg: https://www.gutenberg.org/
I just realized, I can have all the "doubts" I want and I'll still be Jewish either way

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The hindenburg is kind of fucking hilarious in hindsight actually. Big fuckoff flammable nazi balloon. What happens next will shock you
The way people don't know there was a massive swastika printed on the other side of it that you can't see in that one famous photograph feels like such a microcosm of American History:tm: and how it's taught. Lmfao
I remember one Young Adult series I read as a kid (The Pendragon Adventure) the protagonist could travel between alternate universes and times, and he had to go back to 1930s New York because somebody had done something to make the nazis win WW2 and set all of time and space off kilter.
After a book of searching he learns that the victory had butterflied from somebody ensuring that the Hindenburg landed safely, so to restore history and prevent the nazis from developing nukes before the allies could he had to make sure efforts to prevent its explosion failed.
I mention this because that book for thirteen year olds was the first and possibly only place I ever heard that the Hindenburg had any connection to nazi Germany.
We had an "oh, shit, no duh" moment when we were recently building an zeppelin shaped corvette in No Man's Sky, when we wondered why the results looked like something a Nazi would design.
Then, we looked up famous zeppelins to see how many of them were Nazi airships. And then read about the history of the Hindenberg (a very German name), and the reason for the association became Very Obvious.
Zeppelins were already the icons of German military might since World War I. So much so that British war posters from that war featured burning zeppelins.
But then, this happened (excerpt from the wikipedia article):
The coming to power of the Nazi Party in 1933 had important consequences for Zeppelin Luftschiffbau. Zeppelins became a propaganda tool for the new regime: they would now display the Nazi swastika on their fins and occasionally tour Germany to play march music and propaganda speeches to the people. In 1934, Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda, contributed two million Reichsmarks towards the construction of LZ 129.[123]
And then the Hindenberg comes in here:
On 4 March 1936 LZ 129 Hindenburg (named after former President of Germany, Paul von Hindenburg) made its first flight. The Hindenburg was the largest airship ever built. It had been designed to use non-flammable helium, but the only supplies of the rare gas were controlled by the United States, which refused to allow its export.[125] The fatal decision was made to fill the Hindenburg with flammable hydrogen. Apart from propaganda flights, LZ 129 was used on the transatlantic service alongside Graf Zeppelin.
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In any case, we scrapped our zeppelin shaped spaceship immediately.
Did other people not grow up with the super famous film of the Hindenburg swastika tailfin burning up? That's kind of a weird thing to start leaving out ...
Wait.
Is this because nobody wanted to SHOW a swastika?
I can't find the footage now.
What the fuck.
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donât mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weâd done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youâd write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, âHappy Birthday Courtneyâ. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name âJuanâ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iâve never seen âMileyâ without the E, either, but itâs believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iâm one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me âCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloâ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU âšď¸đ"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.
Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good
It's still alive!