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Imagine having a werewolf boyfriend

"hey boss? Listen I can't come into work today. Well my boyfriend, he's a werewolf, he knotted me and we're kind of stuck. Yeah again. Yeah i know but. Yeah it's like stuck stuck. It'll go down in a few hours but. Yes. Well I thought it would be a quickie and then he just. Okay well thanks, Jessica I'll see you tomorrow."

"Hey Jessica, it's good to hear from you again. I'll be late today. Yeah. Yeah he got it stuck again. No this time its not me, its the kitchen garbage disposal. I'm so serious, yeah. No he's fine, the garbage disposal is broken now though. I really don't know how it happened. I'll just be late, I have to get it out before the contractors get here. Thanks. Bye."

"Hi is this Jessica? Yeah this is Eric, Aaron's Boyfriend. Yeah the werewolf. Haha that's pretty funny. Well Aaron won't be in today. No this time it's not MY fault, he just. It. No it's stuck in his mouth this time. Well because of how it's shaped it just--imagine a light bulb. Yeah. No, I TOLD him not to try it but he still. Yeah. Well it'll go down in a few hours, so he'll be in later just probably very sore. Okay I'll tell him. Thanks for understanding I'm SO sorry about this. Thanks. bye."

"Hey Jessica! No I have to cancel on the double date tonight. No not this time, he just got into the garbage and found some chocolate this time. Yeah, he's kinda sick. Oh your's too? That's so insane, i hope she's alright, werewolves am I right? hahaha that's very funny! Yeah. Yeah we can meet up later. Alright, bye."

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

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[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

Magic of tumblr,

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

i wasn't ready for that..lol

kind of crazy that benny fallout new vegas would have the entire mojave under his thumb if he wasnt so obsessed with using his stupid little cuckboy 9mm

fucker should’a learned to doubletap

What's really funny is that he actually did if I recall correctly. It's just that his gun sucks that much and that the courier is just that lucky that you survive. Maria least dependable gun of all time

his gun, Maria, actually has a high crit rate and if like me you have a high crit build it can last you as a back up pistol for a while. I was like level 30ish when I stopped really using it and just had it on me as a keepsake. Benny is just the unluckiest s.o.b. in that there whole Mojave

oh so what im hearing is that despite being the epitome of New Vegas Swagger benny is actually the unluckiest motherfucker alove and would absolutely SUCK at gambling in any form

The entire crux of bennys monolithic bagfumbling prowess falls entirely into how Mr House picked him specifically from the tribe that became the Tops and groomed him to be his Protogé, Mr House also being an utter fool who's massive ego/monopoly on violence in New Vegas proper lead him to believe he was humanity's only hope. Benny fucked up on a monolithic scale, but remember he was taught things no one else on the strip was by a fucked up libertarian prune who only shows himself through Vtuber debuts if you let him

longest thread in forum history Is Mr. House a VTuber locked after 145,346 pages

Both House & Benny made incredibly impressive efforts to exert their will on reality, they both just fumbled at the last hurdle. Both over the Platinum Chip. It House had that Vegas would have been even better protected, the securitrons would be pre upgraded, & he would never have fallen into the coma. Benny was as mentioned so close to swiping all of that. But their is another, Cesar. If not for the Courier he will win at Hoover II, but depending on the ending he end up with the chip, tries to use it, then gets fucked so hard by that decision. Maybe the Platinum Chip just eats luck.

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

Werewolf went up 4% after I rb'd this

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i cant stop saying "grisp it"