Luxfox

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

crawling sound

crawling sound

crawling sound

crawling sound

can you turn the lights back on man

once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said “i HATE when it does that” and walked away

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

YOUNG MAN

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THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

UONG MAN

A grill worth fighting for

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

Swine/11

no there were 3