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wormcosmologies

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state

balaclava-trismegistus

That's literally how it works in the US if you don't want to catch a felony charge and a ten-year prison sentence for an NFA violation.

iteration-dave

Flamethrowers, however...

sofuton

destiel-news-channel

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

solarishashernoseinabook

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed a woman. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

crabussy

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

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victusinveritas

muddypolitics

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

should-be-sleeping

Do they have to wait?

s3ev3enty

not all cages have bars.

saffronsupper

this movie took me by surprise with how much i loved it. clark instantly became one of my favorite horror characters. what a fantastic character study. so many themes in this movie hit incredibly close to home, but also can be interpreted in so many ways. i have so many thoughts, i talked about it with a friend after viewing for hours.

ive been going crazy for art of clark like this, its so amazing.

#backrooms #backrooms movie

sometiktoksarevalid

positive-quo-vibes

"It's as deep as I say it is cuz I have the shovel!" is entering my lexicon, cuz sometimes reading between the lines isn't about looking for an intended meaning. Sometimes it's about following an idea to a reasonable conclusion where the author didn't go, and sometimes it's about pulling the equivalent of Diogenes with a chicken shouting "BEHOLD A MAN!" by taking something at face value

beardedmrbean

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carnival-phantasm

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

carnival-phantasm

X

we-are-ninja

@theoutcastrogue

chibikuroneko13

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

foone

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

beardedmrbean

imposterogers

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

imposterogers

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

imposterogers

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

anachronistique

idk he looks like he's come to terms with it

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mutationgirl

set a reminder on my phone a few days ago while I was falling asleep, ostensibly to help me remember something to post. now every day at 5 pm I get a time sensitive reminder for “let’s get bit by snake” until I either give up or figure out what it means

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