What was the question? Why do you need an answer?

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

you know it's actually a really great time to be alive in terms of how much consequence-free unprotected sex you can have

we're living in something of a creampie renaissance

got a job at the cigarette farm where we raise baby cigarettes from our farm to your mouth. baby cigarettes drinking from mother cigar's teat drinking the smoke milk. images of marlboro fawns prancing and splashin in the stream. goorgle show me a picture of boobs and convert to .wav format

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

it's cute and normal girls to have stress hallucinations of the microsoft teams ringtone. it's literally cute and normal for girls

it's cute and normal for girls to have so much tension in their necks that their teeth hurt. it's cute and normal. for girls.