999 Happy Haunts

the right question to ask when worldbuilding is not "does this make sense", it's "does this fuck tremendously".

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

What if everything gets better in 2016

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox