999 Happy Haunts

Summer Bank Holidays are just like that in Scotland

Troy being like - I locked down Harris in a matter of months. We are NOT the same.

I really enjoyed and admired how in TVL Eric managed to make it so readable that Daniel wanted to be angry at Armand, but his heart was never really in it lol. Like, he was giving “Fuck you, but actually come closer and kiss me” vibes basically the entire time. It was really funny and endearing.

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

I bet everyone who had to work around daniel molloy’s fucked up schedule for the past two years and do everything after sunset because he is a “real vampire” and “will burst into flames” were pisseddddd after seeing that video of him out in broad daylight going viral

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

Yesss

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?