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knock knock
who's there
deez
sigh
deez who ?
deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

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I wish words existed to properly convey the earth shattering euphoric joy I feel being butch. I just sit there and think "I'm butch!!" and feel so happy I swear could run a hundred miles on the joy alone.
When yâall talk about the horrors being unending, youâre referring to the eternal cycle of meal planning/grocery shopping/cooking/dishes, right?
and when you need a break from that, thereâs LAUNDRY
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Omg I need a huge iced tea WAIT PAUUUUUSE. there's some in the fridge oh Bosco you've done it again
Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldnât take eugenicists seriously after that because like âno they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??â Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

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âmy father is a boy and my mother is a girl so iâm mixedâ is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6â5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
Sure, @ido100.
The smallest domino is the Assassination of RFK
In 1968, Senator Robert F. Kennedy (Bobby Kennedy) was assassinated for his support of Israel by a Palestinian man, Sirhan Sirhan.
Because of his father's tragic death and his family's legacy, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. grew up in the political spotlight. Decades later, he aligned with the Trump administration and was appointed as the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS).
As part of government funding cuts in July 2025, the administration and HHS Secretary RFK Jr. dramatically scaled back a crucial CDC program called FoodNet that actively monitored foodborne outbreaks.
FoodNet went from tracking eight major foodborne pathogens down to just two.
One of the pathogens they stopped tracking at the federal level was a microscopic parasite called Cyclospora.
Because the federal government stopped tracking the parasite, health departments lacked coordinated, day-to-day data to catch early warning signs.
This made the outbreak harder to detect and contain early. Without early detection and containment, the parasite spread rapidly through contaminated produce, causing weeks of violent, explosive, watery diarrhea as it spread.
The last domino is Michigan being hit the hardest by this outbreak, going from ~50 cases a year to thousands of confirmed infections.
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The Palestinian/Sirhan Sirhan detail isn't the point of the meme, it's just the tragic villain origin story for the shitstorm RFK Jr. was instrumental in creating.
垡ĺç˝çˇ DĂŠhuĂ bĂĄicĂ/dehua white porcelain
Dehua County, located in Quanzhou, Fujian, China, is renowned for its white porcelain.
Its kilns flourished during the Tang (618-907 CE) and Song dynasties(960â1279 CE), peaked in the Yuan and Ming periods, and remain famous today, particularly for their white porcelain. Fired at high temperatures, the unglazed porcelain exhibits a smooth, jade-like texture, appearing crystal-clear and pure white.
Dehua white porcelain is renowned for its "high-toughness thin-bodiedéŤé§ččçˇčĄŁ" technique, a breakthrough in ceramic craftsmanship that achieves exceptional strength in ultra-thin structures. This technology enables the creation of porcelain pieces with egg-shell thinness (0.2â0.5 mm) while maintaining remarkable durability, making it a hallmark of Dehua's artistry. However, not every piece of Dehua white porcelain employs this technique, as it involves significantly higher production costs.
PORCELAIN?!
so in the victoria & Albert museum's huge ceramics gallery which people never seem to know about, there was a temporary exhibition by a 4th generation porcelain worker from dehua & some of her work v which particularly took me out were these books - books which looked as if they had hand pressed paper pages with ragged edges, being tugged open and ruffled by the breeze. they looked like a film still. they looked light as air. there was a drapery of fine silk fluttering as well. ALL PORCELAIN.
Writing tips:
âYou feel the bulge in his pantsâ - implies that you are feeling some guyâs penis, may be sexy depending on context
âYou feel the bugle in his pantsâ - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
uninstall adobe acrobat. it is malware. it has been malware. these aren't opinions: acrobat meets the definition of malware.
it installs a user-login-time "startup" executable that ignores any windows directives to disable it on startup. doing so only removes the even-more-malicious taskbar-icon-creating advertisement-notification-creating process. no matter what you do, the sleeper "updater" process starts when you log in, and runs perpetually
it sends & receives encrypted network traffic both periodically and non-periodically. both are bad, both are suspicious, and a program doing both is more suspicious than the sum of their parts. and to boot: acrobat will polymorphically edit its code after such network activity
this isn't new: it has always done this. now, it does not even do the thing it is meant to: provide a way to interact with documents, which is amongst the very first features computers were built to provide. you can merely open PDFs and read some of their content in the narrow space between the requests for adobe to give them your money, and interface for features you cannot use (because you don't) or do not, have not, and will not ever need
adobe and microsoft would very much like the user's cultural norms around computers to allow for advertisement built into the local software and even operating system itself. the web being 100% advertisements was not enough! sure enough, acrobat will hijack the windows notifications system thing to give you the 2026 equivalent of pop-ups
i don't really know enough about windows software equivalents, so i'll paypal $20 to the first person that reblogs this with a list of 3-5 PDF reader/editor/etc acrobat equivalents that meet the following criteria:
open source, locally-built executables must match checksum of prebuilt distributed executable
no paid features/premium version/subscription/whatever
not a toy hobby project thing, must be windows-users-proof
cheers
Firefox's built-in PDF.js viewer: does everything you could want from a basic viewer, fast enough search, and can now do annotations for filling in forms and such
KDE Okular: is a decent viewer and can also do basic annotations, and is so not-a-toy that you can even download it on the Windows app store.
LibreOffice Draw: I don't ever really like having to open this but if you have to edit a PDF in detail it does work, and doesn't just vomit up a bunch of polygons when you give it text to work with. Better as an authoring tool than an editor.
I've 100% replaced free acrobat with the firefox built-in and it works wonderfully for general office use and research/reading/viewing. It doesn't have robust redaction capabilities, but if you need to fill and sign and highlight a form it's actually much more intuitive than acrobat reader.

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superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"
you make one fucking post where the point is âwomen are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ânaturalâ size and shape of womenâ and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldnât exist if they ate better growing up. iâm sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one
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i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

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actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now
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