shish-ka

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

now that voting on this is officially over seeing the 50/50 split of what the fuck is wrong with you//everything else is just beautiful.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

happy ten years of pissing on the poor

my art style is heavily influenced by the art movement known as “gråtrunka”. It has its roots in old swedish folklore and is primarily about dealing with loneliness and longing. Its a very subtle and unique form of vent art that has its origins from around the 1200bc.

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

how do you know if your discharge is honorable or dishonrable& why do they look at your goo in the army anyway

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

slightly nervous for results but hey why not

I’m gullible enough to do this

i won

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

Hotel Transylvania

I'm sobbing oh my god

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking