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im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

I will. I WILL!!

by Cal~

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”

The public fridge

2007

Wait, v6 diablerie only requires skin-to-skin contact, and biting isn't necessary? So, you can just hold hands for 10 minutes? im cryin

you are expected to be obsessed with what you eat and how you look. acknowledging that this is an obsession which kills people is at odds with our entire popular conception of what "health" even is. so even if the eating is disordered all along, we only call it that in the individuals who don't let us maintain the smokescreen that this is healthy and normal. you can tell it's disordered eating because they look bad. and recovering makes you more attractive.

center yourself in language that includes you. if it includes women like you, it includes you. it's not "them" it's "us". women are your peers. when someone says ladies that means you. keep reminding yourself. don't forget. it is a fact. treat it like one. you HAVE to treat yourself like a woman. keep reminding yourself. keep reminding yourself.

that song is about you. that advertisement applies to you. when someone tries to lift women's self esteem it's supposed to be lifting YOUR self esteem. how many songs come on the radio telling women they're beautiful??? that's YOU. you're beautiful. take it seriously. take yourself seriously. you ARE a girl and you HAVE to act like it. if you don't treat yourself like a woman, and you ARE one, then you're not treating yourself like a person, and THAT IS SELF HARM. you HAVE to treat yourself like a girl. it isn't optional.

this is how i talk

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

MS M.358, fol. 12v. Morgan Library, ca. 1447.