Nov 12, 2024
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@ratbastarddotfuck
help me survive poverty
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one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it
this is because she is spoiled rotten and LOVES head and shell scritches. every time i go to the tank she’s in to collect water samples while she happens to be awake and swimming near the surface, she sees my hand enter the water and immediately comes over to try and get my attention, headbutting the dive platform and splashing water at me and generally making a huge fuss.
unfortunately, because she is also a ~100yr old green sea turtle, i legally cannot touch her. she’s a protected species, and a fairly prominent individual at that, and im not one of the aquarists who dives into that tank NOR am i a vet, so i’m not among the handful of people who are ALLOWED to give her scratchies. she knows all of the divers personally, and knows that i am not one of them. she doesn’t care. she wants attention and because she’s the specialest princess in the entire universe she will do anything in her power to get it.
she also throws a big ol tantrum when i end up not petting her. she’ll stick up her head to snort water at me, slap at the platform and ladder with her fins, and then swim under the dive platform and bump her shell against the bottom — she’s a 500lb turtle, which is a lot of weight for her to be throwing around. i usually have to move pretty quick to get off the platform and onto solid ground cuz there have been times where i’ve genuinely felt like i was about to lose my balance and REALLY didn’t want to end up falling into the tank.
^ myrtle, throwing a tantrum because she was unsuccessful at peer pressuring me into violating the endangered species act
[ Begin ID: A photo of Myrtle, aforementioned sea turtle, lifting her head out of the water in her tank. / End ID ]
An assortment of paintings by Mark Rothko (1903-1970)
Realizing when I was timid and shy I was also complete self obsessed and focused even if yes there was loathing and trauma there I really was deeply deeply self centered in a way you can only be in order to convince yourself you're cursed because the universe is punishing you specifically cause you matter more
Freeing myself every day of the just wanna blend in don't wanna stand on my opinions or be seen and known false modesty that is just a cover for unhealed self betrayal and hatred
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Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.
whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
hey look how fucking cool @felicitousfeline’s art is. this owns bones
coworker saw me with a strawberry blondie and he was like “i had one of those myself, they’re quite good” good, i made them
recipe for anyone who wants to make them because they’re a smash hit everywhere i bring them
Black Cats by Daniel Arthur
Clients Cancelling.
An article about clients cancelling their bookings with sex workers, how it's inconsequential to the client and can be financially devastating to a sex worker, and the resentment and desperation I feel when it happens to me.
A cancellation from a sex worker is a minor inconvenience to a client. They can book another sex worker or forego seeing one without any sig
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this "anal" thing is even better than sex!
Scrub hare, De Hoop Nature Reserve
bitework with my miniature american pitbull terrier
“I never let my chronic illness stop me from doing things!”
That’s nice, I do. Not listening to my body is part of what got me this bad. Sometimes you have to balance taking care of yourself and achieving your ultimate goals.
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i’m obsessed with shows like supernatural, teen wolf, etc. where a person gets attacked and the doctor in the ER is immediately like “it looks like they were attacked by a wolf” like it makes me FEEL INSANE
HOW many wolf attacks is the average US ER doctor seeing to make this instant assessment
as a wildlife biologist I wouldn’t assume a wolf attack unless the victim was found while being Actively attacked by wolves
It’s a different thing in the USA we actually have wild animals.
I’m American. I got my degree in West Virginia. There have been 2 (MAYBE 3, it’s a little unclear) verifiable fatal wolf attacks in All of North America since at least as far back as 1900. I promise no doctor is assuming wolves when a patient gets rolled in. That said, this post is just a joke
So, in this case, what a doctor will assume?
Asking for a writer.
I’m not a doctor, but from the wildlife perspective, I’d assume dogs first if the person were in-town. MAYBE a bear, depending on where you are. Grizzly country and black bear country are different. If you need a character to get attacked by a wild animal, just start by googling historic cases of animal attacks in the setting.
ALSO, I know it’s fiction, but I hope writers start thinking more about our responsibility when we portray wildlife. Fiction has done a lot of damage to predator species for centuries, so it’d be nice to start portraying them more realistically.
I’ve only ever been attacked by an animal in the wild once. I was in a the woods of a state park.
It was a feral domestic cat, orange tabby.
*person attacked by a werewolf is wheeled into the ER* “it looks like they were attacked by a… very big raccon?”
*vampire victim wheeled in*
doctor: how big did witnesses say the possum was
