Text "2PACULA" to 32123 for ringtones

the best thing to clean up to is Gordon Ramsay chewing out restaurant owners for their disgusting kitchens. it's a real motivator to have his disappointed ass like "ohh god this is fucking vile. you're lucky you haven't fucking killed someone. absolutely shit."

Everyday I got on Nexus Mods, look at the new Dark Souls and Elden Ring mods and mutter under my breath “people can’t really be this horny can they?”

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

this and a blunt

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises