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Today’s stratégie du jour is being a beautiful dragoness and putting things in your cloaca

A press statement has been released on behal of my estate regarding my disgusting breakfast I was forced to eat at the best western and yes long story short i will be pressing Charged

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

my stupid fucking radio and its stupid fucking battery

the overwelmingly deppressing thought of being let of by my friends and being alone again without anyone to talk to while evryone hates me

yeah that too.....

U have to love da puppy even when its rlly rlly annoying. U jus have to love it

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again