Be Nice, i Bite

one minor inconvenience and i start crying

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

Carry on my wayward son

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

Ireland is the only country in Europe

I zoomed in on this image looking everywhere for lucky Luciano before I finally realized you unified ireland

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

Please god it would be so funny

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?