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paranormal-taters

kirain

Happy July 4th, America! 🤣

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birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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buriedunderyourmum

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

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buriedunderyourmum

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

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thatghostthateatspeople

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

maythray

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

gauntletqueen

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

ailurinae

blastovkatamarinecromancy

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

chandra-telescope

hope is a skill

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

chandra-telescope

favourite additions

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tenaciouswritingdragon

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

wonderwyrm

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

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femmefaramir

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

hobbit-hole

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

delicatelytoobear

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

adhd-trash-mammal

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

cumaeansibyl

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

missmollyetc

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

thebyrchentwigges

trist-pkmngal

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

snugglebunchesofeyes

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

olderthannetfic

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

olderthannetfic

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

asteroidtroglodyte

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

plumbewb

hear me out…

punkrock-bottom

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

lazydelusions

peachdoxie

kingscrown666

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery

honey he has a fish for a head

kingscrown666

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

jerkeline

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

twilightofthesandwiches

What would be YOUR D&D 3.5 Prestige Class out of these choices?

Mindknight - A Lawful good or Lawful neutral psychic Monk

Suel Arcanamach - A Fighter/Mage who specializes in fighting other spellcasters

Jade Phoenix Mage - Mage/Warblade with a phoenix-inspired magical fighting style

Waveservant - A Cleric of the evil goddess of the sea

Itinerant Warder of Yondalla - A Halfling Cleric, good at travel and teamwork

Psion Uncarnate - A psionic who specializes in turning incorporeal

Wizard of High Sorcery (White Robe) - A Good Wizard of protection and divination

Flesheater - A Chaotic Evil cannibal Halfling

Wild Soul - A nature-themed arcane mage with a strong connection to the Fey

Steel Legionnaire - A member of a renowned military order that hunts monsters

Devoted Defender - A professional bodyguard who specialize in defensive combat

Ocular Adept- implants a Beholder’s eye in their forehead, gains Eye Beam Powers

Voting ended onMay 5

twilightofthesandwiches

What would be YOUR D&D 3.5 Prestige Class out of these choices?

Master of the Secret Sound - A spellcaster specializing in sonic-damage

Warpriest - Cleric good with rallying troops and healing large amount of allies

Master of the West Wind - A Monk/Cleric with wind powers

Holt Warden - A Druid and important spiritual figure in nature-defending group

Storm Sentry - A warrior who utilizes their innate wind-magic in combat

Anarchic Initiate- A chaotic psionic tapping into cosmological pure Chaos energy

Runesmith- A dwarven Wizard and stonemason, use Rune carvings in stone for magic

Tainted - partially possessed by a fiend, gains powers but also fiendish urges

Kensai - A Lawful warrior dedicated to mastering their Signature Weapon

Bowman Charger - A specialist at fighting with a bow from horseback

Master of Flies - A shapechanger who specializes in controlling swarms of vermin

Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil - A rainbow-themed Mage good in defensive magic

Voting ended onMay 4

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apolladay

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

sashayed

would you rather have in-unit laundry (washer/dryer) or an in-unit dishwasher?

in-unit laundry; i consider myself generally messy

in-unit laundry; i consider myself generally neat

in-unit laundry; i am neutral on the messy-neat scale

in-unit dishwasher; i consider myself generally messy

in-unit dishwasher; i consider myself generally neat

in-unit dishwasher; i am neutral on the messy-neat scale

Voting ended onApr 11

no other nuance bald vanilla option. put it in the tags if you must. this is for science.

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

jae-felidae

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

prguitarman

Happy Anniversary. This is the original post. On this day in 2011 I was doing a charity drive for the natural disasters in Tōhoku and drew this. A few hours later I turned it into a gif and posted it here.

Here’s the original doodle before I drew it into a GIF

prguitarman

Happy 14th birthday Nyan Cat! The original post originated here on Tumblr

prguitarman

A lot has changed these past 15 years but it’s delightful to see this little cat continuing to zip past every corner of the internet. Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat!

Thank you to everybody who has kept it going all this time. Drew a special cake version today to celebrate 🎂✨

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

This is what it's like living in my head. It's just this. All the time.

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