vaguely tired and perpetually cold

Over fifty years of data show a peak in PFAS (also known as "forever chemicals") content in seabird eggs in the 90s, followed by a decrease as regulations went into effect. The most recent findings show a 70% decrease of most common PFAS.

We are making genuine progress! Producers are dramatically altering how much they use PFAS and how much gets released in effluent, but also there's a lot better understanding of how to remove PFAS from the environment!

I posted this as a joke about a script I shouldn't do, and bluesky economists pressured me into making it.

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roommate texted this to me……..

the part where they are also

a love interest

While internally panicking, politely thank him for catching it, tell him what you'll do to fix it, and set about fixing it immediately.

In the course of fixing it, realize it is not in fact an error, and begin preparing evidence of this for your boss.

Boss provides what appears at first to be compelling counter evidence, but skills you possess and he does not allow you to discredit it almost immediately.

Panic because now you have to somehow politely point out to your boss that his counter evidence is erroneous.

Boss accepts this calmly by ignoring it.

Regret that you can't start drinking at 10:45am.