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“i asked chatgpt-“ well i asked the faceless old woman who secretly lives in our walls and she said to let it ride

PLEASE use contraceptives if you don't intend to bear children

i'm getting knocked up again Tonight

Stop killing babies.

holy fuck this was such a classic i forgot about this lmaooo

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”

descriptions of the Essential Masculine Experience are always written by a) someone who thinks that women have no inner lives and thus imagines that the basic elements of the human condition are only experienced by men or b) someone who thinks that video games and action movies are real life

[ID copied from alt: Shang Qinghua is complaining while Shen Qingqiu is listening to him annoyedly. “After talking so much, your lips must be dry,” Shen Qingqiu says. “May I offer you some lip balm?” Holds out a very obviously stick of glue that says, “It’s definitely glue.” Meanwhile, a chibi Shang Qinghua is screaming, “Stop offering me glue!” End ID]

realistic coworker conversation

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

FUCKING SOBBING I LOVE KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG REBLOG FOR KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese