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Sam Neill, the versatile actor whose was highlighted by appearances in the blockbuster 'Jurassic Park' franchises, has died. He was 78.

Dammit.

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Stray Kids(스트레이 키즈) World Tour <RUN IT SEOUL> OFFICIAL MERCH TEASER IMAGES

utopians

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

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@thatlittleegyptologist my most sincere apologies for inflict this upon your eyeballs, but I simply refuse to suffer alone

thatlittleegyptologist

Bro put the Eye of Horus all over his car instead of the Eye of Ra. Cringe.

oodles-of-reblogs

THAT'S the cringe part???

thatlittleegyptologist

Yes. The level of “complete wazzock” was already set by the fact that he’s driving the low-poly fascist mobile, and thus was not needed to be stated. The real cringe factor comes in when Mr Grand Turismo 1997 graphics here proclaims he’s Ra and can’t even get that right thus raising the wazzock level to “complete and utter”. Like if you’re going to drive the vehicle equivalent of Lara Crofts original rack, at least get your symbolism right.

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byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#my mom was casually seeing a guy who took her with him to buy weed from my dad #mom thought my dad was funnier and more handsome than the other guy so she hung out while the other dude left #like 6 months later they moved in together and stayed together for like 10 years #my mom moved in with my dad when my older sister was 3 and left him when I was 3 #which I find intriguing in a weird way.

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zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

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at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes

“i love bible”

xain-russell

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

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cupcraft

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

cupcraft

Oh wow.

cupcraft

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

pmamtraveller

hair combs in the form of lily leaves in dewdrops. england, 1906

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vanguard

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

vanguard

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

heated-blanket

RIP bozo status pending

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gloww0rms

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

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nyxserpent

So...decide based on morning person night person? I guess??

#I honestly don't think it matters. just pick one. if someone screams go into the other one

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not dead!!!!

FUCK YEAH PLANTARCHY

Considering how slow cacti tend to grow, that's especially amazing? Lke, that guy survived for YEARS on minimal light before reaching the top of that pole! An inspiration to us all!

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The skeptic 🖭👽🩺

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